I am planning on meeting a girl at a hotel. The issue is I only have around noon available. I am not staying at this place overnight, I just need a place to get away. Anyway to do this easily? Most hotels don't allow check in until 3pm and most check out at noon. Help!

do incall instead.... time constraints are never fun.

Do an in call with a girl who is already staying somewhere.  It's doubtful that you will be able to check in at noon.  You can always ask for an early check in when you book the room but most hotels won't guarantee that in advance.  You could luck out but it's a roll of the dice...

Problem is that the girl is outcall only

that remain vacant and therefore are ready to rent at noon or any hour.

I often used to get room at around the noon hour.  I would call ahead and ask and they would more often then not say "no problem".

In the rare event that one hotel could not accomodate me, I'd just proceed to another.

Try it and see.

I have often meet at hotels either just before noon or after.  Sometimes, cleaning staff is on the floor but it's not been an issue.  
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Easily?  Book the room for 2 "nights". Check in after work on the first day and check out on the way to work on the last.

It is not the cheapest solution but perhaps you could find a second provider to see during the two day period to be less wasteful of the room.
Just look at it as the cost of having a rigid schedule that only allows you a noon window.

In that case you are going to have to do some research and find a place that will let you check in early...It's not impossible.

I had that problem once: the girl was outcall only but said she can rent a room for us if thats a problem for me, Of course I assume I have to reimburse her for the hotel rental also.. But at least the room will be rented and saves you a bit of money instead of doing a 2 day rental..

If she will get the room, it's in her name.  You reimburse her in cash.  No tracks.  If a lady does incall, she pays for the room.  If she gets the room only to meet you, then reimbursement is standard.  If I really wanted to see her, I'd go for this in a heart beat.
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Another option is a hotel near a  major airport.  Tell the front desk you have a long layover between flights and need a place from noon until 4 pm to take a nap and do some work until your next flight.

Thanks for the input everyone!

Alot of 3 star hotels will let you check in anytime.At least here in Atlanta they will. I've encountered this problem many times when getting rooms. The more upscale hotels are stricter on the 3pmish checkin policy. For example, I have an appointment in the morning at 10am. I've had to call around and find a hotel that'll let me checkin at 8amish. So I'm kinda forced to have to get 3 star hotels then. Even though they're not as upscale as I'd like, I do make sure they are decent, clean, and in a good area. I'd never stay at a skanky run down Motel 6 type joint.

In my experience an early check-in, when allowed, is often 1pm or 2pm... not noon.

Welcome to the world of the ladies who offer incall at hotels, and that of photographers who shoot in hotels - often you need to pay for two nights just to have the room for one day.

I'm happy that your approach works for you!  However when something is scheduled, I personally need to KNOW there is room for me, I can't just "proceed to another."

Wouldn't it be nice if hotels were more friendly to our hours?
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