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Less Suspect in speedo's at the hotel lobby?
Retrojoke 4 Reviews 2133 reads
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1 / 16

Think i would be less likely to be seen as client if i walked into the hotel lobby in speedo's as if im coming from the beach? Or what about if i dress like a tourist with socks and sandals on and a fanny pack.
I think i could be less suspect but i dont know what the provider would think if i showed up at the door with socks in sandal, speedo's, and a fanny pack. What do you think?

SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 941 reads
posted
2 / 16

Don't forget to have a camera around your neck, and clip on sunglasses. Even if you don't wear glasses normally.

Sinful1 See my TER Reviews 646 reads
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3 / 16

And dark brown or black socks under some sandals is a surefire turn-on.  Hubba Hubba!  Also depending on where you are at, a visitors map (fold-out) is a nice prop.

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 660 reads
posted
4 / 16

Why the angry face?

The idea is to act like you belong. In a hotel lobby all sorts of attire are common. One dress code is not going send out a red flag any more than another in most cases.  Hanging around and looking nervous is what you want to NOT do.  What you are wearing is relatively unimportant.

Retrojoke 4 Reviews 622 reads
posted
5 / 16

Must have accidently made an angry face, sorry.

As far as Speedo's are concerned, i think anyone seeing someone in speedo's immediatly makes them not want to bother with you.

Funcooker69 4 Reviews 782 reads
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6 / 16

I go more for the gold banana hammock, gun range glasses, wife-beater and purple crocs look. If you can't baffle them with brilliance, at least leave em scratching their heads. LQTM (laughing quietly to myself cause I'm at work)

quartertone 36 Reviews 779 reads
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7 / 16

I think you should stop posting nonsense.

johnhuntback 603 reads
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8 / 16

How about if you dress in such a way that will blend in with your surroundings and make you as inconspicuous as possible?

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 593 reads
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9 / 16

Try to understand something here. The folks who work in hotels are not looking at every guy in the lobby and wondering if he is there to see an escort or not. The escort is the one who has to worry about how to check into a hotel as a woman alone and not arouse suspicion. Our part is easy. Don't try to outsmart anyone, just blend in.

OldArmyGuy 37 Reviews 532 reads
posted
10 / 16

I've dealt with quite a few desk clerks that might enjoy a speedo view....Or might not..:(

hiddenhills 143 Reviews 504 reads
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11 / 16
curt23 13 Reviews 1808 reads
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12 / 16

I agree a lot of over thinking. I like to get my mindset as this is a old friends daughter in town who called you up and your dropping by to see her. Nothing wrong, nothing illegal it also happens all the time. There are plenty of people who visit people in hotels all the time for perfectly legal reasons. Once you have a normal legal mind set your less likely to act unusual.

Retrojoke 4 Reviews 955 reads
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13 / 16

or maybe i could just come in thru an open window.

johnhuntback 1970 reads
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16 / 16

And all this time I thought it was shoulder tendinitis.

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