I have a few questions about my appearance and what i could change to make providers comfortable proving the services i want.

    I'm a 25yrs. old, 6'4'' tall good looking guy(or so I've been told), Since my divorce I've put on a few pounds but my major concern is my body hair. I'm very hairy for someone of my age.I have a shaved head and a very short and trimmed beard(I'm always freshly shaven for an appointment)I also trim my pvt area down and try to smell good when i show up to an appointment. Is this a problem for alot of ladies? I hate shaving my body because i have a very physically demanding job and the itching which turns into serous chaffing drives me crazy. I could trim it with my clippers but i feel like a douche the times I've done it before. If you usually preformed GFE type service would this disqualify me.


   Also I'm a chain smoker(I'm only 25 so it's not noticeable in my appearance and my teeth are strait and white), I always brush my teeth and shower before an appointment and i chew a few sticks of gum on my way, but i go crazy in my car in route with need for a smoke. Usually the excitement of whats to come and the anxiety of wondering whether there LE or not triggers my nicotine need. Is this a deal breaker if i have a few on the way. Gum, cologne, even mouth wash doesn't cover the smell of cigarettes on my breathe and clothes.

any feedback from providers would be greatly appreciated

Thanks,
Matt

I'm twice your age... 7" shorter (probably heavier too)... and I don't smoke at all.

I can tell you with some certainty that I have never had an obviously negative reaction to my body hair or baldness.

I think your only real potential problem is the smoke smell. It will be a problem for some ladies, but they probably won't say anything (but may decline future meetings if it is a serious issue for them). It is OK and safe to mention that you smoke and may smell like cigarettes.

When you arrive, be sure to shower with soap... and do your best at oral hygiene to mask it. If you keep it to a dull roar, the ladies probably won't mind too much.

Facial and body hair are not a prob for me (I think it's weird when men are 100% hairless except for eyebrows, anyway.) Some women may prefer hairless, but some, like me, like running their fingers through a man's chest hair

As for grooming downstairs: While not a requirement (at least, for me), it is very helpful. No one likes coughing up a hairball, nor do I really want to interrupt the flow of things by having to stop and pull a hair out of my mouth. Even trimming, if not cleanshaven, is helpful.

Some ladies cannot stomach licking unshaven testes; for me, it's a case by case basis--& I can't lick that (or those) which I literally cannot find... With regard to sucking unshaven testes, just imagine trying to get a mouthful of hair :S

Hair can sometimes harbor or trap an odor; with a physically demanding job, you should take care to wash VERY well.

I worked as an exotic dancer for 2 1/2 years, so can offer some advice about shaving if you wanna give it another go--or just to satiate prurient curiousity. Use a very sharp, non-disposable blade; I will assume that men use razorblades made for men, but don't borrow your SO's razor: blades made for men are indeed sharper, & therefore higher quality. Heat up the blade with the shower water; this will ensure a closer, less irritating shave and the humidity from the shower will also help reduce irritation. Ensure you've been in the shower at least 5 minutes before you start, so the water has time to soften your skin, and washing beforehand will help reduce the amount of the bacteria that cause the acne-like bumps. Here's the weird part I learned as a dancer: apply a small amount of women's deoderant to the freshly shaved area. It has ingredients that seem to tame razorburn more effectively than men's aftershave, & generally not contained in men's deodorant. (All the strippers in my area swear by it!) Needless to say, you will need to wash this off before you see your lady. Be prepared for it to produce quite a sensation of heat the first few times you do this. If you shave regularly, your body will adjust to your habit of shaving over time.

As for smoking: I, personally, would not refuse to see a smoker. However, I am low-volume and don't have to worry about seeing another client as soon as I walk out your door; this could present an issue for a lady who has back-to-back appointments and may have to worry about her next client smelling smoke (even after a shower). DO continue using gum & mouthwash, and consider using nicotine gum on your way to a session with a provider.

Not a provider (thanks for noticing)...but from a guys perspective, it can be daunting to shave the boys completely but I've been doing it for nearly 20 years and now its like shaving my face.  Easy and no stress...but beware...when you first do it be certain to moisturize immediately after and for a few days.  The little fellas really get dry on day 2 the first time, and if you have an SO, shaving in the shower is fine but be sure to clean up the drain and do it at the end of the shower...getting pubes stuck to a bar of soap is a definite problem and hard to explain.  And believe me, despite what you might think there is much more hair than you expect, it gets everywhere!!!

To the smoking topic, I smoke and I'm always worried about the effect on a provider.  The OP is right, nothing you do can hide the smell if you smoke in the car on the way over.  The nicotene gum is a good idea but you can also try SNUS...they are little packs of tobacco you slip between your cheek and gum but they don't cause the salivation that chew does so there's no spitting.  You can throw one in and get the nicotene rush you need without the smell or taste.

Good luck!

We expect men (and most other women, really...) to be hairier than we are. As long as you're clean, the beard is soft, and the regions down south are relatively trim, it's not likely to be an issue for most providers. However, if your amount of body hair is something that *you yourself* don't like, there are options other than shaving (see link below). Almost all require an investment of time or money, and most will have an itch/pain factor, though. Welcome to our world.

Cigarette smell, on the other hand, will be more of a problem for more ladies. I'm a former smoker, and I'm actually LESS tolerant of the smell than I was before I smoked! I strongly prefer only seeing non-smokers, or at the very least, light smokers who refrain for several hours prior to seeing me. I just can't deal with the smell/taste, and you're right -- mouthwash and gum don't really cut it. For you, I'd recommend quitting. Haha. If that doesn't sound like an option, look for ladies who smoke too. Alternatively, if the lady you're interested in meeting is a non-smoker, mention that you are a smoker in your initial contact -- she may decline to see you or she may just request that you do your best to freshen your breath (and may ask that you shower on arrival).

Another option: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_cigarette  All the nicotine you can handle, with none of the smell!

Wow thanks for all the positive feedback, I'm currently checking into alterior ways to be rid of my unwanted hair. I'm definitely glad i posted this question here.
Thanks again!

I'm 100% Italian so believe me, I know all about the hair sweater!  Easiest thing I've found is a electric clipper, throw on the #1 or 2 blade and shave down everything.  It leaves the hair so you don't look 12 but cuts it way back, because it doesn't disturb the folical there's no itching or bumps and it makes me look more human and less Sasquatch (sic?),

Good luck

A real man would never shave his body, and a real woman would never expect him to.

Since you are the one paying, there is even less right for them to expect that.

Guys who shave downstairs? Frankly I would be worried about them.