I'm an innate OCD perfectionist. When I don't do something perfectly, I clearly didn't give a darn! Now, I'm a small-business owner. Moreover, my business is potentially REVIEWED on a case by case basis! That is nerve wrecking! As a new independent girl, I've made some rookie mistakes!!! I'm cringing thinking about them! "Father forgive me for I have sinned. This is my confession."
Nonetheless, I've made these mistakes, with the good men who've TOFTT, so that I won't make them again! I've learned. I'm sorry. Let's move on!
PREPAID CREDIT CARD DRAMA:
My heart goes out to the TER member who watched me flip a gasket because the card I just put $1000 on wouldn't be accepted. I was probably too bi-chy. Nonetheless, it got me checked into the hotel. But when I got checked in, he was LONG GONE!!! I offered him a freebie to call it even. I never heard back from him. And in my opinion, we had chemistry! Lesson LEARNED: Pack extra cash and solely use prepaid Western Union card with my name printed on it!
COME TOTALLY PREPARED:
My heart goes out to the TER member who visited me when I forgot to pack condoms. I sucked him until he was a purple steel rod. Then he said, "Katie ride me." it was then I remembered I left my condom bag at home! Lesson LEARNED: Come like a girl scout! Be prepared!
DO NOT DO DOUBLES WITH OTHER ROOKIES:
They aren't reviewed either. Ya don't know how bad their B--J is until one of your regulars calls to complain the next day. In the same vein, I no longer "recommend" girls. I made a BIG MISTAKE vouching for a girl who didn't deserve it.
Now that I have had the opportunity to work with more mature women, I see the huge difference. I'm sorry. Lesson LEARNED: Be the best Katie that Katie can be. Forget the rest. (And avoid project hood rats like the plague!)
DON'T LIE. IT'LL GET YOU FARTHER (further? LOL. Next mistake is blogging without my 'Strunk and White'):
When I began escorting, on BP, I thought the goal was to appear to be a young dumb cunt. I put my age down three years to 24. I told guys I worked at McDonalds and lived at home. I thought being a stressed out grad student wasn't going to solicit a lot of calls! How was I to know that I would eventually cater to mature men who love my brain? Moreover, some clients say that they only date girls older than 25 or 30. I lost business due to lying. Now, I let my freak flag fly (shout out to my crush, Mr.- -). Lesson LEARNED: Be the best KATIE that Katie can be!
HE'S JUST NOT INTO YOU AND THAT'S OK:
Along the same lines as the previous lesson, I had to accept that I am just not a spinner. I'm a former cheerleader. I'm cute and peppy. But no matter what I do, my curvy 5'10 body ain't EVA gonna be petite. Previously I think I was trying to avoid the issue. I just wouldn't mention my curves... HOWEVER, then I began to experience the JOY of dating boys that worship my lady lumps! It is such a better experience for both parties involved! And yes, there are still enough men to keep my household budget in the black. Lesson LEARNED: LOL. Be the best Katie that Katie can be.
SET BOUNDARIES but TRY IT OUT
Likewise, there are just some things i dont do. I dont allow CIM. Thats ok. My BBBJs ok without it! However, I thought I didn't eat DATY or speak Greek. Lol, apparently I do! Lesson: Try. But don't "try try try again". You either like it or you don't!
I'M A WORKING GIRL BUT THIS SHOULDN'T FEEL LIKE WORK:
My next blog post is going to be about the four types of hobbyists. I only feel like I'm clocking in about 1% of the time. I've learned it's ok to say, "Ya know what. I'd rather we do ____" Most of the time it works out. LOL. If not then fake it until he leaves and stop answering his calls.
I've also learned to hang up the phone. If a caller says something ig'nant, then I hang up! I don't have to be disrespected or feel uneasy. If anyone refers to me as a "hooker" or a "whore", then I politely call him a "trick" and hang up! If a man wants phone action then he should call a hotline! Lol, if they say a derogatory comment about Oprah, Beyonce, US Soldiers (you other branches are on your own), or Michelle Obama (not Barack), THEY WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF KATIE! Lesson learned: CLICK!
ROFLMAO. I had zero intentions of turning this post into a Marlo Thomas, 'Free to Be You and Me' ode but... LOL. Ish happens...
What are some mistakes you've made?
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