If the ladies are called providers, why aren't we called seekers?

Good question.  If we seek, maybe we'll find the answer.  

Hold my "gland"????????????????

Just love it.  8o)

By the way, this song was played in a field of sheep, and several rams committed suicide when they heard the final line.

The Seekers, or Legatine-Arians as they were sometimes known, were a Protestant dissenting group that emerged around the 1620s.  They are best thought of as forerunners of the Quakers, with whom many of them subsequently merged.