Newbie - FAQ

Just using a spell checker won't fix MDK's posts...
removeme89 6 Reviews 1901 reads
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More potent help is needed to fix everything else that is wrong with his posts. What he says in his posts usually borders on being in a foreign or alien language!

I think I need the text version of a Babel fish to understand what he says!

squier593300 reads

can a cop touch you or kiss at any time ?

shudaknownbetter1591 reads

Cops can do anything they want when undercover...  touch, lie, etc.  That said, it's unlikely that a Female undercover would do anything sexual...  
If you end up in a room with LE you're guarenteed in trouble.  The best way to avoid this is to stick with well reviewed providers.  You'll want to read the newbie manual (link at the top of this board.)  
skb

Don't mention having sex for money. If she is a cop she will ask you what do you want and how much.

Let her make the first statement about sex for money.

That one could go either way. There's no sure fire way to be 100% sure, but do your homework, and stick with well reviewed ladies. This will at least minimize the risk.

never ever ever ever ever hand her money. If she asks what you want, tell her that you misunderstood and leave. I know laws vary, but in Az, they can't touch you and have the charge stick. a few years back, there were almost 200 busts in a sting, but since the cops were screwing the girls, the DA dropped all charges.

I knew I had a cop once, when he pulled back when I went to touch him, then asked "how much". Can you say big red flag!!! I went into the "I only take donations for my time, I never charge for sexual acts, blah blah blah...." He left PISSED, I swear I saw steam coming out of his ears.

The ring of powdered sugar is a dead giveaway everytime.

penny711458 reads

If she has a gun, a badge, handcuffs and a nightstick, those are usually dead giveaways. Otherwise, you really can't tell.

-- Modified on 9/17/2009 4:32:53 PM

if you're still not sure. When you get thrown on the hood of a car, handcuffed, thrown in the back seat and photographed. You could place your bet on her being a cop.

or

Ask her to whip it out. If she flashes her tits, your good to go. If she whips out a badge (or a dick), run as fast as you can

Hun, unfortunately it's a crap shoot. Just be careful. Try to stick to females that are reviewed, have a website and who don't try to get you to verbalize specifics about your desires (well, until your both fucking, them blab away)

-- Modified on 9/17/2009 5:32:13 PM

MDSTUDS20032123 reads

If they give you a adress to show up to you are done thay may or may not play with you but they got what the need to charge you or least put you in slammer for the night.

sweetie, get Firefox, it has automatic spell check. When I'm tired, your posts hurt my brain

I think I lost brain cells reading MDK's previous post - OUCH!!!!!

More potent help is needed to fix everything else that is wrong with his posts. What he says in his posts usually borders on being in a foreign or alien language!

I think I need the text version of a Babel fish to understand what he says!

but I don't know if I can say that here. Lets just say, regular providers can no longer place ads there, no matter what name, phone number pic, email they use. But yet, several of the same ads appear thru out the day of the same women. Sooner or later, that provider cant spend the 150 a day to place all those ads.

I and 7 of my "co-workers" use to place ads there, then alot of drama with the site, and now for several months, none of us can, no matter what we do. You would think one of us would get thru.

Bridgette

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