OK ladies.

I just lined up my first ever overnight.  Lets start with the fact that she is the kinkiest, wildest women I have ever been with, like not even close.  As in wanted to stick her toes in my ass last time and I told her maybe next time and thought no fucking way, but you know here we are hours away....

I have:  filet minon.  Live lobsters.  A kick ass bottle of wine.  Kool Whip (let it come to room temp I gess?  I don't know).  Cocktail shrimp.  Snacks.  Soda.  

My real concern is mistakes.  Anything guys have done during an overnight that turned you off?  I have already told her that sleep WILL eventually be on the agenda. I have a very long day tomorrow and I not....her age....not even if you doubled her age?

What do I need to avoid ladies?

I have a few hours to wrap my head around the fact this is happening and calm th efuck down.  I have been with about 30 providers, and her before.  But I could really use a fucking valium right now

Everything will be fine. Has this provider done overnights before? If so, you have nothing to worry about. Chances are she's seen it all before, and can probably handle just about anything.

Aside from the obvious common courtesies, you should be fine. Warn her if you snore loudly or talk in your sleep.

Have fun!!!

Discreetly place any personal hygiene products out of view if they have to do with undesirable body functions... I once went to London with a gentleman who had some "paid TV advertising" bad breath products out on the counter. While his breath was fine, having those on display made me focus on it... Maybe not the desired effect! Lol!

and enjoy the ride. Most likely she will take control and have a plan. I have an overnighter tonight as well, and i have not planned a thing except for her showing up. This will be my 2nd in 30 days plus i had a weekend trip to Vegas. My suggestion is just be nice, respectful and enjoy the company. Have a great time................

God my heart, and head, are going a mile a damn minute.  

Going to check the bathroom for personal items now, that was excellent, I need to scrub it down anyway babe.

She has before, by extrapolation I guess.  When I threw it out there, she replied "I would love to, but have never done one for less than.....xxx.......

......so yes, at least ONE of us has been here before!

She damn near killed me when we spent an hour together Sarah. I really and truly get off on just massaging and holding and giving the boyfriend treatment to a beautiful women, and she more than responded well to that last time...I haven't even done MSOG in years now Sarah.  I will just need to pace this and try and slow her down, but that is NOT in this girl's nature.  She is bringing toys - holy hell....forgot about that.  I have only been there once, but that helps?  That helps.

I need to clean.  The house.  Me....

Thanks bud.

House is ready.  I am ready.  Thank God NCAA Final Four is coming on....I can just veg on that shit now until she gets here and I won't talk myself into "I can't handle this particular girl overnight"

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Be sure to tell us how it all went!!

Thanks bud.

Are you serious?  COLD for the cool whip?  She is the....crazy-ass-person in bed, I mean, I just can't even begin to tell you.  This girl is just fucking wild and I figured I would let her teach me the proper application of cool whip in foreplay and lovemaking....but if you think cold, I will slam it in the fridge quick unti she gets here.  I just kept thinking cold kool whip on my dick would be a boner killer, you know?  Maybe one cold, one room temp?  God that is just so damn conservative like me that I wanna puke just typing it...

I will report back on all this if I survive.  30-70%?  60-40%?  It just depends on her mood...Vegas wouldn't fuckin; touch this one....

Hot tub in the master bedroom suite at our "main home" (the one not in DC) hasn't been used in a long time.  Have that all ready to go, have figured out THAT much, nice to hang out in there between...or during....rounds

is not a very good idea, especially when you have only known the person for a short time....  

Now, if things go bad, now or in future, you she has your address, which can be plastered all over the Internet...Not to mention some people have nosy neighbors, and a young lady visiting can raise more things than eyebrows....  

That's just my take..  

Other than that..Relax an have fun !!!

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Hey - just wanted to post that she "let me live".  This is now something that gets removed from the bucket list (guys are allowed to have them?) but as we know, remove one, add two...

Girl is just a trip, probably a dozen or dozen and a half outfits to be chaging in and out of, just a sexual machine, great toys,  and so cool to hang out with.  

Forgot about the cool whip actually, her bag of toys was bigger than mine and we never ever touched it maybe for the best.

Thanks to all!

God, I felt like I was getting ready for my first freakin' prom.........

I think I'd like to add her to my "bucket list" LOL!!!

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Dude - I WILL NOT be responsible for your heart attack or anything else this girl does to you from which you may not fully recover...

I have two homes Daty, I am at the DC one most weekdays, and the one in Central PA most weekend days.  The selction of providers in Central PA is just....miserable in every way.  Starting with the general quality of the ladies in terms of what type of people they are, and also in terme of quality of service.  I am always telling DC ladies if they spent a week in Central PAA they could retire on a week's pay, there just isn't ANYTHNG like them here.  Except Mia, she would more than hold her own in a market like DC and would find a nice niche with guys who like things....fucking crazy?  Yeah, that is it.  Fucking crazy.  We will never see her in DC though, she only travels to Pittsburgh and occassionally Jersey.  

Not my first choice in provider type, I am very, very much more the "make love to you" than the "fuck your brains out type", nice and slow and just lots of gentle touching and holding eachother close.  Forturately, she has SOME ability to turn herself off and on in terms of her intensity and again....I survived.

I updated her review this afternoon, only 2nd time I have performed an update (you actually have to start over of course, they really need to change that at TER it is silly) first to reflect my growing appreciate of her as a person and a lover, but also because she hadn't had a new review on TER in some months and I wanted to hellp her out.  The new review will refect April, 2013 instead of the intitial review date of last Fall.  She pretty much owns the local market with "a couple of other girls" as she put it, there is nothing else like her here, but like all providers she takes her TER reviews very, very seriously.  

Very much a YMMV girl, it you treat her with respect she is going to show you what it is to be in her world and you never want to leave.  Unfortunately, central PA clientle is not DC clientele and she has to deal with some real...shit.  Some horror stories came out at bed time last night, and it was...well, I just held her a little tighter and a little closer bud.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=159888

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