Newbie - FAQ

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Blackbeltxxx 13 Reviews 1412 reads
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Once you've graduated from the newbie board, then try out the General Discussion Board for shits and giggles.  You can't advertise there, like you can and should on your local board, but you can get your name out and have fun too.

Cheers,

BBxxx

terrev 89 Reviews 1305 reads
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always considered those good benchmarks to follow for who is new and who is not.

Of course it could be like getting married....you are a newlywed for the first year if I am not mistaken.

But it really matters not on here....for once stop asking questions and start answering them here, you are moving out of newbiedom and into geezerdom...lol...

HaleyOrlando See my TER Reviews 1158 reads
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Now Robbin, I know your dance card is full and you will be a very busy lady but you should always have time to give back to your community.  I will miss your banter here and you have made such a hit with all the gentlemen. I can't wait to open up your posts to see what you have to say and I know the guys feel the same. Soon you will be giving advice instead of asking although I hope you never lose that little tease you seem to incorporate into all your posts. I can't wait to read your reviews! Stay safe and have fun. Haley

shudaknownbetter 922 reads
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4 / 9

I have been dating for a bit over a year but am pretty new to TER...  a wonderful resource & source of knowledge for those who are interested.  I wish I'd found it sooner.  

I don't see a guard on the Newbie door...  and advise by the more experienced is very helpful indeed.  So I hope Newbie graduates will continue to visit & "give back".
skb

Centrically Cynical 1496 reads
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Respectively the hobby could be “LEGAL”, and with accredited college courses by then.


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terrev 89 Reviews 1244 reads
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have been a member here for less than 2 years.

I got my BS (Basic Sex) degree early on, after a couple of missteps with unreviewed ladies.

I then got my MA (Multilingual Artistry) after excelling in French, Russian, even some Greek classes.  (Luckily my Polish class wasn't held against me...my ears and nose still hurt!)

I recently got my PhD (Pussy Humping & Drilling) in Hobbyology after spending countless Hard hours working under, over, beside, behind, some the the best minds, bodies, and talents in the business...sometimes two at a time.

This then earned me the rank of EMERITUS (Eager Muff Eater & Regular Indulger of Talents in the Universe of Sex) and I prefer the term to geezer, just has a nicer ring to it.

Actually I am quite different than the Energizer Bunny....

While he keeps going and going...

Wait For It....

Wait For It....

I keep cumming and cumming...LOL!

terrev 89 Reviews 1456 reads
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of priorities.

Do you really need to go out to eat, or would you rather stay home and eat a sandwich and get eat something that will keep a smile on your face for days?

Do you really need that new suit or would you rather just leave your old suit hanging on the chair while you are ravaged by a lady who will make you smile like you are wearing gold underwear?

Do you really want to have only one job?  A little weekend or evening work and maybe you can see an extra lady a month, or get rid of the gardner and mow the lawn yourself...you get exercise to improve your performance and you save the cash.

Just a few ideas to get you to ten reviews if you are a guy.

If you are a lady, I can get you 1/3 of the way there if you are going to be anywhere near DC.

Best of luck either way!

Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 1299 reads
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Getting invited to your first M&G...and being recognized as a fellow hobbyist, or, in your case, provider, by those present....

Centrically Cynical 1152 reads
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I wasn't commenting on your post or needing a how to. I merely used your subject line as a springboard for an opinion aimed elsewhere.  

-- Modified on 5/1/2008 2:36:06 PM

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