Being an absolute newbie at 69, never having used an escort (or anything like it) in my life, I joined TER as a VIP; asked for advice and was told by EVERYBODY on this forum to take my time, find a girl with lots of reviews.  Made lots of sense. Yeah, sure.

So of course I proceeded to make my very first appointment with a girl, never having read a review of her at all. Duh! Stupidity wins again.  

My local area has few providers in the TER system to pick from but instead of waiting and checking, I picked what seemed to be a nice 'group' of girls in my area that a guy on another site told me were good. Only one girl was in town when I called so I said "uh....sure".  

The sad result for me was that the girl turned out to be brand new in the business and though beautiful and very sweet, could not finish the one thing I wanted: my first BJ.  She tried, but didn't seem to know a lot what to do.  I never came during the hour. Sure, I'm old, but normally have no trouble having an orgasm)

On the positive side, I've broken the Escort ice so to speak, had some expensive cuddle time and I've still got that first real BJ to look forward to.!!!!!



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If the '54' is your age I'm 6 years older. I was no stranger to BJ's but the one thing I dreamed of doing since I was a teenager but had never done was to lick a sexy girl's ass. I didn't want to die without having done it at least once.

I looked through all the "well-reviewed" providers in the area but, unlike BJ's, you really can't get a good handle on this activity.

So I went with my gut instincts with un-reviewed providers. The first was okay but the second, just days ago, was heavenly. If she didn't enjoy it she sure fooled me. Guess my instincts aren't so bad after all.

Men who masturbate often and don't have sex with a regular partner, may be able to have routine orgasms when they are doing it themselves.  However, they become used to a certain rhythm, pressure and speed and when someone else is doing it for you, it just doesn't happen.  It may take a few times before you can cum with someone else.

Yes, it could have been a combination or her inexperience and your first time...

wow.....how......sad.

I'd put it in perspective... you probably paid the same amount you'd pay for an hour with a stripper, but got a lot more action, learned a lesson, and even though you picked an inexperienced non-reviewed lady managed to find one that was safe and didn't have a run in with LE.

Definitely leagues away from a worst outcome in my book. Live, learn, and endeavor to think with your big head!

I agree with what Sin said in this thread as well. You don't even need to be old to have the issue she describes. While some men are always good to go or good to 'pop', for some of us it just takes a lot more effort and there are more factors involved.

You've seen 2 providers both unreviewed, trust me eventually you will have an experience that is worse than "ok" to use your words. And why if have just an ok experience when you can have much better. BTW the op is 69 y/o

A common rookie error.

Damn, can't blame her.  Why do they call it a blow job instead of a suck job anyways?

I blame the educational system.  With better sex education this type of incompetence would not occur.

Thanks to all. Yeah, it was still an experience to remember fondly.

She didn't blow or suck from what i could tell; she just kinda went up and down with her mouth. I didn't feel any suction at all if there was supposed to be some. At one point I think I felt her tongue but just for a second.  Thinking back, it was still amazing to see that wonderful thing happening to me.

And it was probably a combination of all you guys said, my inexperience, her inexperience and the newness of it.  I'm excited thinking about the next time .... with a well reviewed young lady.  Hey, doesn't have to be young at all; older would be fine with me.

Flashback to some men's magazine (Playboy?  Hustler?) cartoon (not Gahan Wilson), frustrated guy, pretty young thing going down on him: "Suck, baby, suck! Blow is just an expression!"