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Incall at your house?
OldSchoolBrutha 9 Reviews 6543 reads
posted
1 / 18

I am sure this question has been posed before, so sorry for wasting a wee bit of bandwidth.

Help me understand why anyone would want an incall at their own home?  I would be concerned that the provider would be casing the joint, that is, looking at all my nice stuff to perhaps steal later.

Stop! Before you jump down my throat for thinking a provider would come back to break into my house, take a deep breath, then type.

I would also be uncomfortable with her seeing all the pics of my wife and kids hung on the walls.

I also have a concern that she'd know where I live, and could blackmail me.  My wife would not appreciate me 'screwing' other women.  The provider could threaten to come back and talk to my wife.  She could easily describe the inside of my house, so I would be busted wide open.

I sound pretty paranoid huh?

Alias Queen 5369 reads
posted
2 / 18

I don't see a question here.

FreedomRider225 4242 reads
posted
3 / 18

I have heard these same concerns mentioned several times during my tenure as a hobbyist.

 If you are indeed married or have an SO then the "home" holds many risks for incall above and beyond concerns for the particular lady's and/or drivers turpitude. Keep in mind however that just as in everything; prejudging an entire ilk for the egregious acts of a very tiny percentage is the very definition of "prejudice".

bikebryan 18 Reviews 3791 reads
posted
4 / 18

Maybe I'm nitpicking, but if you have the lady come to your home, it's OUTCALL.  Now if you let her HOST at your house, and she sees others and takes appointments there, then you are providing her a place to do incalls (from your house).  That certainly would raise problems for you.  Oh, and your wife would certainly catch on as well in that case - all the men tromping in and out, after all.

Tori Of Atlanta 4456 reads
posted
5 / 18

I do not make outcalls to private residence. I understand that there are providers who may consider it and ... I have been to a clients home on occasion. ~But that is the exception and not the rule.

First the considerations on your part... and no you are not being paranoid. IF, you are ok with the possibility of the neighbors not noticing who is at your home -especially the woman down the road who is a friend of your wife!!..... then you are pass that. Now, what type of vehicle will this provider be in? hmmmm, will she just opt to hire a car and have a Lincoln with a driver sitting in it outside your home for an hour or so.... will she borrow her roommate's '98 Gremlin and leave a huge oil stain on your drive?... hmmmm, will she drive up in a M3, Jag or 500SL and let it sit outside your home (*while your wife is gone*)

Now past the vehicle issue.... will the provider brush her hair in your bathroom and accidentally drop a hair on the floor (*or do you plan to vacuum when she leaves?*) will she wash her hands and dry them on your guest towels? hmmmm, might want to lay out towels for her use and then plan to wash them after she leaves. What about the possibility of disposing of an item that might seem out of place in your home... ie: condom, condom wrapper.. etc etc are you planning on placing those in a bag and taking them out with you the next day when you leave for work?

I'll stop here, I just hope I have made my point. I am not offended in your first thought being I would be interested in robbing your home and "fencing" your valuables.... I was just surprise as to where your priorities were.

Keep it simple.... most men are doing good to pay attention to the details of showering with the same soap they use at home... let alone trying to notice everything else that could be a tip off to your behavior.

My incall is safe, private and unbelievably discreet. I do make outcalls to limited, specific properties when I am in my hometown. Outside of that, I would have to have a tremendous amount of confidence in the gentleman to venture into his home! (*and he has to be totally single, that is no woman in his residence what so ever*)

I might think twice about a provider that is allowing herself to walk into a private residence where anything could be waiting behind the door and there is not the security of calling the front desk for assistance......  (*just my thoughts*)

Play safe, know your provider   kisses ~Tori

LNQRbigdaddy 111 Reviews 5199 reads
posted
7 / 18

Tori mades some great point. I would never entertain that thought of using my home to hobby.

Aries0324 10 Reviews 4209 reads
posted
8 / 18

The incall/outcall terminology issue has already been mentioned. But don't forget that not all hobbyists are married. No wife, no SO... no problem.  Had one outcall to my place and I wish she was going to be coming back tonight!!  No oil stains in the driveway, all she left was  smile on my face.  My neighbors need to mind their own business.

But the other concerns are very valid.  Not many things more personal than your house/home. So if you are going to go this route, be very careful and choose wisely.

OldSchoolBrutha 9 Reviews 6873 reads
posted
9 / 18

Tori, thanks for the response.  And yes, I meant to say "outcall".

No my priorities are not out of order, I just never thought about the points you raised.  For starters, I figured providers who do outcalls drive themselves.  Why split your profit w/ a limo driver?  Even so, your point about her car in my driveway is valid.

Plus I always imagined doing it on the floor (never on my sheets or couch).  When finished, she would dress and leave.  No hair brushing.  

Really though, I now know that I would NEVER EVER hobby in my house.

little phil 37 Reviews 3988 reads
posted
10 / 18

I would gladly go pick them up at their home to avoid the cab out front and an expensive fare for them.  I could very easily pull into the garage without anyone seeing through the dark window tint.  The show stopper is the long blonde hair on the pillow case.  I THINK the cleaning lady can be trusted to pick up all traces of the event, but it's not worth the risk to me.

Lord Vader 4394 reads
posted
11 / 18

To do another woman in your wife and kid's home is the ultimate in disrespect toward them.

LNQRbigdaddy 111 Reviews 4618 reads
posted
12 / 18

Get a room.. You are not in high school anymore. You are playing with big boys toys, please act like it. "imagined doing it on the floor" Please...

myxme1 204 Reviews 4101 reads
posted
13 / 18

I know your point was about a nice car sitting outside his house, but....

a 500SL can be had for cheap; around $15k or less. They stopped naming the SL line with numbers first in 1993. Now if you said SL500, that's different. Still not that expensive from 1994-2002. The 2003-present is my dream car (well, actually the SL65).

An M3 around the same time period of 500SL would be even cheaper.

consultingpays 1 Reviews 4615 reads
posted
14 / 18

I completely agree. That is why you won't find me getting married any time soon!

Misty_Bay See my TER Reviews 3698 reads
posted
15 / 18

Who are these broke-ass, desperate, thieving women that you are hypothetically considering bringing into your home?  I suppose that any time I allow anyone into my home, be it a plumber, insurance agent, escort, handyman, girl scout, etc., there is the possibility that the person could be casing my home.  

You, OldSchoolBrutha, live in a world that I do not.

Having said that, I don't do outcall to private residences unless I've seen the gentleman prior AND feel uber-comfortable with him AND he lives alone.

Good luck, no offense intended, but geez.

skisandboots 3815 reads
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16 / 18
myxme1 204 Reviews 4249 reads
posted
18 / 18

Ah, but E's are not convertibles. You have got to love that retraceable hardtop on the new SLs.

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