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johnshoemaker 2944 reads
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I have been getting some real good HJ from full service girls (of course after the full service), thinking about going to massage parlors for this since they are the real pros

Questions and concerns are:

1) If the lady did not wash her hands well, I will have higher chance of getting STDs from her hands ( from  the previous clients).
2) Even if she cleans her hands well, the massage oil might also be contaminated from the last client depending on how she uses it, I dont think they use a fresh bottle for every dude. and germs survive better in the fluid environment than dry air, this just basic science, and yeah I have a freaken PHD. So I may be f**ked too.

So am I safer with an escort at least escorts dont get giant blob of cum on their hands all the time, and less chances of cum dripping massage oil.

If I go to the massage parlor, can I bring a big ass bottle of purell and ask the girl to clean her hands before touching me anywhere. I realize that no matter how politely I ask, her face will probbaly turn green. But that is my d**k we are talking about!!!


I am not trying to be funny, all real questions here, what are your takes my fellow comrades in arms?





A couple of realities you need to accept....

#1. You have no way of knowing what a provider has done before you got there. She could have been washing her freaking hands in the last guys jizz right before she kicked him out of the room because you called and said you where on your way up.

Is this likely? Well, maybe, maybe not but who really knows!?  Assuming that one form of paid sex or type of sex worker is safer than another is just that, an assumption with no basis in fact.

#2.  Lol, Who says MP girls are the "real pro's"?
What makes them better? Repetition?  You think escorts having to deal with guys all day long who can't stay hard because of the condom don't know how to give a good hand job?

BobbyTZ1529 reads

Never heard of that being a problem. Most ladies want to get our cum off their hands as soon as possible. See a quality lady and you should have nothing to worry about. Risk of STD is very low.

I've got to be honest, for guys willing to have sex with relative strangers, there are quite a few people on here that are unrealistically phobic about germs and disease.  I think some careful research should be done on what types of STD's you could expect to get from a hand rubbing the outside of your cock....that list is short...well...OK non-existent.

Watch her wash her hands and bring your own massage oil. Problem solved!

What's my Take?

I think if you're seriously asking this question, you need to find another hobby.

You'll happily stick your dick into countless vaginas, protected only by a thin layer of latex, yet you're actually worried about a HJ?

AGain, if you're serious, bring a box of latex gloves to give to the provider before the HJ.

Do we need to add BBHJ as an acronym? If someone tried to give me a covered HJ, at this stage in my life I think I would "just say no."

CFBSM.  We can create the worlds first full body condom.  For those on a budget use a poncho with plenty of baby oil. ;)

there were girls that refused to do a BBHJ. They didnt want to get cum on their hands. Then there were the ones that stopping stroking as soon as you start to cum. How uncomfortable and dissatisfying is that? To compensate I started bringing surgical gloves for them to wear. It feels much better than a covered HJ. Same concept as a female condom for sex.

And yes, a greater proportion of MP gals give better HJs than do full service ladies.

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