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Sylvester Skidmark16189 reads

Maybe you already have being that you're a hip, cool happin'n fool of the new millennium. Incase you missed this recent male evolution or you are from a culture that commonly uses garlic as cologne the increased availability and acceptance of libertine sexual practices in the hobby demands extra care in your grooming and hygiene. An ass and balls with bison like hair growth is a magnet for malodorous contaminants that will surely dissuade a provider from giving you the uninhibited service you seek. Let your provider choke from the awesome length and girth of your penis, NOT from the fumes wafting up from the dank recesses just south of it.  

  SS.

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Ricky Desi8394 reads

Let's let everyone know that while shaving may sound like a good idea in the nether regions, it's not always possible for us married folk.

Alas, a sudden change in appearance may give our "hobby" away.  However, along those same lines, a trim may well be in order.

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BBrain6391 reads

Tell your SO that your ornamental hair gets caught in the fly when you pee; it was so uncomfortable that you need well-shorn balls and shavt.

I'm uncut; the hair grew longer as I grew older and got caught under my foreskin. It was uncomfortable.

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Ricky Desi9019 reads

I've been w/ my SO for over 15 years.  Now it becomes a problem?

Besides, it's not like its a thicket down there and providers, after some discussion, don't seem to think its a problem that detracts from any of the events.

Anyway, thanks for the thought.

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lv2daty7368 reads

I would surprise your SO, maybe she'll like it.  EVERY provider that I have talked to wish guys did shave or at least trim.  Definitely everything off of the shaft.  I think it may be easier for providers to speak their mind with someone that has already done it.  I won't ever go back, the response has been nothing but positive.

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rrh1015815662 reads

Fine, let's say I'm gonna start shaving (not just trimming). What's the best method? I mean, is there a certain after-shave or hair softener I should use on my crotch? How about stubble? I don't think I could stand to shave daily (I already have to do that with my face). And damnit, what's the best method for shaving the shaft and balls? I'm trying to figure the logistics here, but I get faint hearted at the thought of blood loss.

Thanks

-Rob

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lv2daty4886 reads

damn, rr..talk about bringing back the dead. hahhaaha.  well i honestly pluck everything off the shaft.  yes, ouch..but it is smooth as silk. the rest i just shave.

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Fiasco20975 reads

Posted By: lv2daty
damn, rr..talk about bringing back the dead. hahhaaha.  well i honestly pluck everything off the shaft.  yes, ouch..but it is smooth as silk. the rest i just shave.  
Been plucking for years.( balls , shaft, and surrounding area)  OMG what a nice feeling ! Never itchy balls during the day!  Wife still likes spending time there even after 15 years! I strongly recommend it. And best of all, no stubble!

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