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I found my name I am a hobbyist
Thatswtmndo 854 reads
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All,
This forum has been great resource! I have been stupid that it took this long for me to browse this site.
Long story short after found this TER I got laid with the provider in 3 to 4 weeks. Before that I have been to strip clubs! Have couple of lapdances and go home and jerk off in the shower! If SO is home that is also not possible! Some time Jo on a porn video! Spend lot of money on stripclubs etc. Never got laid!
I am so happy and cool than ever before.I found the terminologies in TER like provider hobbyists! So excited that my name is hobbyist! I have lot of co-hobbyists! Looking at my office colleagues and thinking is he a hobbyist?
Interesting! One of my managers disappeared for couple of hours! Is he hobbying! I am Going crazy!
Welcome to hobbying!


As for your manager, is he smiling when he gets back into the office?

If so, I'm sure he is getting laid.  Either he's a hobbyist or he has a chippy somewhere.


You're the man!  I really enjoyed your post.   I am just like you:

Banging providers, wondering who's a punter at the office, very happy to be a hobbyist.  

Only 3 differences:

1. I use fewer exclamation points in my posts expressed as a percentage of total punctuation.
2. I keep my socks on. ;)
3. I am crazy to begin with.

Welcome!

TallBear421 reads

One of the few rules an AFT had was "absolutely no coital socks!" She was not just sexy, she was smart and funny as hell.

She is "retired" now and working on her doctoral dissertation. Yeah, I know, I've heard bullshit student stories too, but this one is legit. And a good illustration of how you just never know who is in the hobby, male OR female. This lady is doing research and giving lectures at a major university. I'm sure her students and colleagues would never dream what a tight 3-hole course she provided until very recently.

You really never know...

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