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I don't know, Old School. Sometimes more is in store with the higher prices....regular_smile
skisandboots 4347 reads
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...I was walking along the strip in Las Vegas after winning $5,000 at the blackjack tables and a knockout looking hooker caught my eye. I struck up a conversation and eventually asked the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

She replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

I said, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Jesus Christ! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

I said, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." So, we retired to a nearby motel.

A short time later, I realized that I just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. I was so amazed, that I said, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

Basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, I decided "what the hell, I just won $5 grand"!

Ten minutes later, I'm sitting on the bed more amazed than before. I can scarcely believe it but I felt that I'd truly gotten my money's worth. I decided to blow my entire winnings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. So, I asked the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" I said, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."




See, sometimes you don't know what that extra $1,000 will get ya....LOL







MMAStar064141 reads

Ok, so I already have a girl picked out and she has 7 pages of positive reviews. I trust you honest TER'ers so the girl isn't my concern.

However, her service is with an agency and my simple question is, what should I expect upon my first call? Upon reading the reviews w/ no detailed info, some members have expressed their opinions about how difficult it is getting passed the screening...what exactly do these agencies ask for first time callers? Will they need personal info that I'm already paranoid about giving out?

I'd really rather go with an independent girl, but this particular one has gotten rave reviews and I feel she is too good to pass up.

And another thing is, the price isn't even listed. Ok, so what's the prob you ask? Well, I have a tight budget and when I call to ask how much and it turns out to be more than I expect, won't it be awkward if I tell them I can't even make it?

Thanks for all the help guys, if it weren't for you guys and your helpful reviews, I wouldn't know which girl to pick.

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Aries03244624 reads

do not take offense. But if cash flow is really a concern, you may need to think twice before you take the plunge. Quality time with quality ladies is not cheap.  If it was, it would not be quality.  So before you get into this game, think hard. Because once you get a taste, you will find that it takes great discipline to stay within your budget.  The abundant quality is sooooo hard to ignore.  (But very much worth the expenditure!!)

Take a deep breath and think this out. Good luck

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OldSchoolBrutha5911 reads

I saw a provider who wants $1000 for one hour.  What on earth could she do that $200 GFE cannot?  I had a great time w/ Naughty Viki for $$.

True, the $1000 provider looked like a Playboy centerfold.  But I think Viki is cute!

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Aries03244600 reads

Good points.  My budget will not allow for $1000 meetings.  But for some folks, $1000 is pocket change and for others, $200 is a stretch.  My only point was this: Think about what your limits are going to be before you get in too deep, cause once you go in, it is easy to lose perpspective.

And at the end of the day, the relative value (and value is not the same as price) will be judged by the one paying the rate.

A Porshe and a Kia will both get you across town. Which one is more "fun" to drive? (I've never driven either LOL)

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LNQRbigdaddy4359 reads

We would love to hear your perspective on the ladies..

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skisandboots4348 reads

...I was walking along the strip in Las Vegas after winning $5,000 at the blackjack tables and a knockout looking hooker caught my eye. I struck up a conversation and eventually asked the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

She replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

I said, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Jesus Christ! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

I said, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." So, we retired to a nearby motel.

A short time later, I realized that I just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. I was so amazed, that I said, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

Basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, I decided "what the hell, I just won $5 grand"!

Ten minutes later, I'm sitting on the bed more amazed than before. I can scarcely believe it but I felt that I'd truly gotten my money's worth. I decided to blow my entire winnings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. So, I asked the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" I said, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."




See, sometimes you don't know what that extra $1,000 will get ya....LOL







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Oldest Fat Fart4187 reads

When I first began to Hobby, I saw ladies three or four times a week. Obviously, you have to have some disposable income to do that and not affect your ability to meet your personal obligations or family's needs (if applicable).

I do not spend any of the money from my principal business, but only what I make from an side business. If nothing comes in I don't hobby but when the checks arrive, I party.

Be careful and budget how you spend ... Hobbying is expensive and very, very addictive.

TOMC :-)

-- Modified on 4/8/2006 11:07:34 AM

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2nd2nun4046 reads

Yes very addictive

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2nd2nun4812 reads

Her rate isn't on her profile page?  Also if her rate is to high the agency may have someone in your price range.

-- Modified on 4/8/2006 5:46:00 AM

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