That van idea may have some traction (so to speak). The first image that popped into my head was a direct parallel to one of those old-time neighborhood ice cream trucks (do they have those anymore?)
Then come some questions: What kind of music would be playing over the loudspeaker? Would there be a bunch of hobbyists running out of their houses to try to catch the attention of the driver? Would there be a menu on the side of the truck?
If I go to her I pay for the gas, but if she comes to me, she pays for her own gas? Is there a two call system? Is it rude to honk the horn after a good orgasm? So many questions to be answered....
I hate to do this to you buddy, but are you sure? I think that in our area that just stands for DC, Md and VA. I even took the liberty to pick the first two I saw on CL and called both ladies. They confirmed that it just means they do outcall to all 3 areas, have never done a car date.
But first you take a number. Then you need the board to light up when your number gets called...comes up....whatever.....maybe there will be benches nearby to sit and wait on...of course YMMV
For passing up on that Van I saw the other day at the car lot. It was only 2K. Just imagine how much I could make if I tricked it out you know...ewps I mean if I cleaned it up real good....hehehehe.....I wonder if I sectioned off the back to the front if I could have the front be a waiting room and the back my little nest of love....so many questions....hmmmmmm
1) Put a "take a number" dispenser on the side 2) Put a bullhorn speaker on the roof, and call each number in order 3) Use a "now serving" number message board on the side 4) Put your website URL on the side? 5) Put a small sink/toilet in the van 6) How about a grill, and serve food too? 7) On the external speaker, play sexy music? Bolero for example?
But the interesting idea would be to section the front seat off from the rest, and have someone drive around while "fun" happens in the back. Might make it more fun.
A real interesting idea would be to put large picture windows in the back, but make them one-way glass so you can see out, but nobody can see in. That would be cool to be getting some satisfaction and see everybody else, but noone can see you. The other is to flip the glass so the customers do not know they are being watched, but you know. This would be good if you are exhibitionist???
That van idea may have some traction (so to speak). The first image that popped into my head was a direct parallel to one of those old-time neighborhood ice cream trucks (do they have those anymore?)
Then come some questions: What kind of music would be playing over the loudspeaker? Would there be a bunch of hobbyists running out of their houses to try to catch the attention of the driver? Would there be a menu on the side of the truck?
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