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Going to massage parlors is not always the way to go...I started out at a massage parlor but I found that I could do a better job of quality control than my agencies.  For one they are not the cleanest OR the most sanitary.  That towel that you are laying on there is a good possibility that if the guy before did not leave a stain it might be flipped over or not all ,just straightened out so it appears as if it is a new towel.  Sanitation control is spotty at best.  That doorknob that you touched, the exposed parts of the massage table most of the time girls try to do the least amount of upkeep for the house.  Even some of the owners try to skimp on cost by buying the cheapest cleaning products laundry detergent to even restricting the amount of detergent to properly clean...Even the products used on your skin to massage you babyoil EEEEWWW and cheap lotion too.....It was so awesome when i went on my own because i could then offer my clients a truly upgraded and luxury experience.  So dont discount the Independents they usually care more about those details that make your experience sexy and sanitary!!!  Just my opinion   Bisous-Bisous

Hi, I dated an escort a while ago (yeah, I know, not always a good idea) so I've seen how that side of things works. I took a big step back after that relationship ended. Right now I'm interested in a massage parlour that I discovered in my city - but I feel like a newbie again. Other than the obvious, what are the main differences that I should know about when comparing escort and massage? Thanks.

While I do not claim to be an expert in either massage nor escorts, I have been around the block a time or two (read rode hard and put away wet).

Escorts generally are assumed sex providers, given you are clean and relatively human.  Escorts have their standards too.  Clean, freshly showered, shaved and smelling nice.  Again, the sex is kinda assumed, but there are all kinds of providers.  Some have absolutely fixed in stone prices with little or no upsell and absolutely no discounts.  Some have a set basic price and then negotiate the extras.  My experience has been pay a few extra bucks, and get what you pay for, as a rule, YMMV.

Massage is all over the board.  Some massage girls charge just for the massage and there are no extras....you get a massage.  Most seem to offer the proverbial "Happy Ending" or "release."  A great stess reliever.  With some massage girls, the happy ending will be offered, but there will be an additional charge.  Some massage girls will give you the happy ending and then expect a tip at the end of the session.  Whoa be it unto you if you don't give the tip.  They have memories for like forever and will talk about you with everyone.  There is also a Karma debt that goes without tipping, unlike escorts, who, of course, like to get the tip, but it is not that you are a complete asshole if you don't give one.  Massage, tip or Karma will get you....LOL

For what it is worth, my experience with massage has been that ladies that work in the so-called parlors, are usually better.  They actually can give a good massage and the happy ending kinda goes without saying.  The individual ladies, usually licensed to avoid cops, give great massage, but there is rarely a happy ending.  If they offer the hapy ending kinda up front (no pun intended) it is a good indicator that the massage willl suck.  The hapy ending is usually a hand job and occasionally oral, but rarely sex.  That being said, I knew a beautiful Costa Rican lady in Palm Beach that I went to see about twice a month for better than a year.  She was the exception to the rule and she was the ultimate GFE and gave GREAT massage as well.   I moved and still miss her, sigh!  I have not seen anything about her here on TER either.

Oh, if the massage girl offers a shower, take it.  Not only will you enjoy it, but because she knows you are clean, she just scrubbed you up, she will be more likely to have more intimate physical contact....LOL  Just a suggestion

Okay, that is my humble opinion and, as I said, YMMV.  Ya know, I think I am gonna go to my favorite Korean Massage Parlor and get my back walked on for a while.

Best of luck! And have a happy ending.....

Gene

Thanks for the info.  I don't know about other "hobbyists" but I think finding a "girlfriend" some one you see twice a month for example is the plus.  You build some trust.  The always a new girl is just a PITA.

Jonathan

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Going to massage parlors is not always the way to go...I started out at a massage parlor but I found that I could do a better job of quality control than my agencies.  For one they are not the cleanest OR the most sanitary.  That towel that you are laying on there is a good possibility that if the guy before did not leave a stain it might be flipped over or not all ,just straightened out so it appears as if it is a new towel.  Sanitation control is spotty at best.  That doorknob that you touched, the exposed parts of the massage table most of the time girls try to do the least amount of upkeep for the house.  Even some of the owners try to skimp on cost by buying the cheapest cleaning products laundry detergent to even restricting the amount of detergent to properly clean...Even the products used on your skin to massage you babyoil EEEEWWW and cheap lotion too.....It was so awesome when i went on my own because i could then offer my clients a truly upgraded and luxury experience.  So dont discount the Independents they usually care more about those details that make your experience sexy and sanitary!!!  Just my opinion   Bisous-Bisous

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