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How exciting…good for you.
hotplants 1111 reads
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No, you do not need to warn her about your body. Escorts see bodies in all shapes and sizes. No need to worry about that.

If you have not already, do let her know you’ve never been with a woman before. She will take the reigns, and get the ball rolling.

Outside of the obvious stuff: be on time, clean, respectful, bring the right donation--all you need to do is relax, and enjoy the experience.

Have fun!

amirab3836 reads

Hi,

I've always been attracted to women but have never had the nerve to try more than kissing with a girl.  I've booked myself in for two hours with a female escort next month and im so scared, worried, nervous and have no clue what to do.  Any tips?

Also i've just had two kids so i dont exactly have the most amazing body, should i warn her first or wont she mind?

Thanks

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joleneineugene1493 reads

Speaking for myself, as a BBW provider my body isn't what the doctor ordered.  Neither are most of my clients.  The body isn't what I look at; it's cleanliness, promptness to the appointment, and a sense of humor and adventure.  Relax, amirab, and decide that you're going to have fun.  I think it was Lincoln who said, "People are only as happy as they make up their mind to be."  (Besides, if the provider was worried about it, she wouldn't have booked you.)

Related Link: Jolene in Eugene

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mrfisher1008 reads

And you have that Jolene.

-- Modified on 11/21/2009 5:57:32 PM

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joleneineugene2156 reads

Related Link: Jolene in Eugene

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shudaknownbetter1444 reads

I hope that you let her know that you are a Newbie...  V.  no less.  I don't know who you selected but frankly, I would choose an attractive but MILF.  I'm thinking a foxy cougar who doesn't mind teaching a guy the ropes.  You were right to book 2 hours.  
Not only should she please you...  but she should teach you...  and you should want to learn how to please a woman.  The most important part is women are not identical...  & pay attention to her responses.  
As I have gained years & perspective...  I know I am a much better lover now than I was as a younger man.  That kind of confidence will carry over into all your relationships.
Best Wishes,
skb

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shudaknownbetter1492 reads

I stand corrrected.
skb

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mrfisher1318 reads

I can't believe I still remember this song and the band.

It must be forty something years since I last heard this.

(Click link.)

Related Link: Are you a boy or a girl? The Barbarians.

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hotplants1112 reads

No, you do not need to warn her about your body. Escorts see bodies in all shapes and sizes. No need to worry about that.

If you have not already, do let her know you’ve never been with a woman before. She will take the reigns, and get the ball rolling.

Outside of the obvious stuff: be on time, clean, respectful, bring the right donation--all you need to do is relax, and enjoy the experience.

Have fun!

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