Place a flaming poopy bag on the gals front step and ring the bell.

If they call out the entire Fire Department you'll know it was LE.

If she just stomps it out, you're in the clear.

You may not want to do any foot fetish stuff however unless you have a poo fetish too.

I have a better idea, place a bad of poppy on the ground. If she snorts it, she's a provider, AND you could probably get a discount.

"Do you know how it feels to f*k on cocaine?"

-tessen

I have another idea. There is a guy who basically bangs a hot young woman(18-21) and records it with a small hand-held camcorder. He then posts it to his website. He always get a BBBJ, usually intercourse, and finishes it off with his signature facial. I guess he pays the woman a few hundred bucks(I don't know). He has scores and scores of different girls on his website(all are cute, some are freaking amazing).

So the idea is to record the session and post it to a porno website and call it a free speech issue. He seems to be doing just fine and isn't afraid of LE at all.

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I have an idea...research, research, research.  No tricks are necessary if you've got a date with a proven commodity.

BTW, for those that can't see the true identity of the OP, trust me that it's a joke.  A funny one too, if I may pontificate.

I was joking too. I know a provider wouldn't allow herself to be filmed. I do wonder why the operator of that website gets away with it. LE probably doesn't want a costly first amendment lawsuit. It's interesting to think about.

As far as research goes, my understanding is you need at least five positive reviews to be safe. Here in small town Cincinnati, there are maybe 2 or 3 providers with that volume of reviews. Kind of limits the options. I guess I'll get my camcorder and website ready...

*blinks*