Hey guys,

So I realize I'm a noob, I tried finding this info in the manual and by searching, but no luck.  Basically, I want to know a) how to find a good AMP, and then b) what to do once I'm there.  All the review I read say something like "I spoke to the Mamasan, said the usual, and then we were off, etc."

I went to an AMP that advertised on cityvibe and they first gave me an old lady (maybe the mamasan?) and I said no, can I have one of the pretty girls from out front?  So they sent her in, but she didn't speak english or offer anything extra.  I was trying to get through to her when another girl knocked, came in, and said she had to take over because my girl was needed elsewhere.  I commented that I was looking for more, we negotiated a HJ, and that was that, but then after she made a joke that I had been very blunt and direct with her.

What should I have said?  I don't really get the rules for AMPs!  Thanks in advance!

a.) Well you can click on "site reviews" at the top of the screen, then click on "Massage Parlors"... and the scroll down and select a city.  The reviews should tell you whether they are "good" or not... and which girls people specifically enjoyed etc..

b.) Go to a place that you KNOW offers extras... be a respectful gentleman... pay the lady up front... go into the room with the girl and politely, as she is massaging you, inquire about "extra services."

Her saying that you were "very blunt and direct" probably means 1.) she thought you were kind of rude 2.) she was worried that you were under-cover law enforcement.

Thanks for the tips, but:

a) I did click on site reviews, and there aren't really any for AMPs in LA.  Have tried just regular massage reviews, and ran into the problems in my post.

b) I figured this place for sure did offer extras, because they were posting for sensual body rubs on cityvibe.  I inquired about extras, and the girl didn't know english!

- I don't think she thought I was rude.  We were laughing about the misunderstanding.  I think she meant I was willing to use words like "happy ending" and "topless" rather than beating around the bush.

Again, I appreciate you trying to help.  But I'd love to hear from some guys about how the conversations actually go down when they go to AMPs.

Thanks!

Since you want to be a stinker and not trust my what I typed because I'm not a guy... I'm copy and pasting a post from another website that a guy made about his experience at an asian massage parlor in your area... TER prohibits any links to other sites that could be construed as "review sites" but this guy's description echos what *I* wrote and gives you an idea of what to expect!

"The mamasan spoke hard to understand English and the prices for acupressure massage quite high. But I got a 30 minute massage for $50. She led me to a nice room. I was afraid she might be the massage girl...but fortunately she wasn't! Attractive young Asian gal did a very good acupressure massage. I had no idea if she would offer more or be straight massage like my earlier experience.

After doing very good job on back had me turn over and she worked her way down. She did firm crotch massage which reminded me of the techniques I enjoyed in Thailand. She sort of played with my penis and asked something like OK? I said yes nice and she continued. Then she so nicely wound up lying on top of me and nicely kissed me. We cuddled nicely for a few minutes as her dress somehow fell off revealing a very nice soft young body. Without any discussion of money she started giving me a bj and then hj, while having me caress her breasts and rest of her body. A very enjoyable experience. I tipped her $40 which she seemed very happy with. Note the frequent Asian way of not negotiating up front for any specific fee for extra's. This makes a prostitution bust almost impossible since I paid and tipped for massage."

Seeing as you are correct and I am not a client maybe others will chime in and say whether this is simmilar to their experience or not!

yeah, I'm hanging on every word you said cindy but I'm still a little confused with you pbure.

I've never tried myself and you did more than I would have had the balls to do. I'd say keep digging through the reviews and reading like cindy said.

I'm not sure so I can't offer more help but I'd love to hear from some clients about any additional info.

As far as question b)
One way to break the ice is, normally AMP's start with a body scrub. Keep your arms close to your sides and when you are laying on your back naked on the body scrub table and the massage girl starts to soap your legs or stomach near your privates, slowly and gently place your hand over the back of her scrub hand and move it to your thingie and lightly smile at her and quietly whisper "It's OK."

Usually she'll go with the flow and once you are on the massage table she'll initiate touching you. As far as going beyond that when she is stroking you, gently put your hand on her butt and see how she responds. Try to give her a little smile. If that goes well, try to put your hand on her boob and see how she reacts. If that goes well, try to put your hand under the bottom of her shirt and if she allows you then work your hand until it's under her bra and hold on to her boob. If that goes well make a gesture like you were going to take your shirt off and she'll take that as you wanting to take her shirt off, and have her go topless if you can. If that goes well then point your finger to your mouth as if to say to her without words "will you use your mouth on it?" Always bring your own condom incase she says "only with a condom but I don't have one." Then you say "I do."

There are other tips but that will get you started.

Have you lurked on the regional Los Angeles board? It can be a little bit rough and tumble and since you don't have any reviews I would suggest you just lurk for awhile.  and also do a search on the LA board for amps, you should get somethings. Whatever you do, stay with well reviewed TER amps. Good luck

I'd say, do what he says!!

thanks eric! that was very helpful!