I assume you're new to this, so the first thing you should do is read the self help center.  Then, introduce yourself on your local board.  Until you have demonstrated that you can follow posting guidelines, your posts will be moderated so they won't appear immediately until they are approved.  If you have a sufficient number of posts after a few weeks, you can ask to be un-moderated.

This forum is the place to ask questions without worrying about be flamed or teased.  We are here to help.

Good luck,
Swim

Like Swim said read the self help center, and read back a few pages here on the newbie board. Many questions you may have have already been asked and answered. If there are things you can't figure out this is the place to ask, there are many people that will be happy to help you.

Trying out her alias.   Just my guess. Either way,  hello.