im new to this..massages and erotic review. am i to assume that the massage providers are usually providing a happy ending? i dont get to see the details until i post some reviews. what information will i need to provide when making an appointment? i cant get a call at home without the mrs. hitting the roof, so call backs are out, and no cell phone. i'd actually like a massage, but a bonus would be nice too, but im not looking for an escort. thanks.

Just a few thoughts.  If they list "erotic" or "sensual" massage, then it is implied that there can be a happy ending.  This may be a handjob or a blowjob, depending on the provider and how much you paid.  You don't need reviews to become a VIP member of TER, just a credit card (it is billed through a third party, so it is not suspicious on the bill).  The VIP membership is well worth the money, especially if it can save you from getting ripped off.
 There are AMP (asian massage parlors), although they aren't always asian.  There you could get a massage or more, depending on what you like and what you are willing to pay for.  They vary on how much screening they do (mainly to make sure you aren't a cop), from none to photo ID to more intrusive screening.  Usually the 'independent' providers do more screening, so you might want to avoid them at first.
 Good luck.

Check out the VIP hotbutton, you should easily find all the information that you need to know.  
    You can take verification calls at work, but you need to clearly work out details with the provider so that she will know what to say without raising suspicion.  I suggest that you use something like a hair style shop for men (as opposed to a barber).  I would stay away from having her introduce herself as a banker or loan officer, simply because unless you are The Donald, how many loans can you apply for over a few months?  But you can get many hairstylings during such a timeframe, just make sure you show up to work with your hair styled.

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a website that's a "how to do an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP)" that I found helpful.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/ampdude/
(Less massage, more happy ending)

Also, you can get yourself a "desposable" cell phone.  Kind of like a prepaid phone card.  Could work for you.