You get to your providers incall location, in this case a hotel, and suddenly you have to go #2. There's no restroom in the lobby and no gas station on the corner. What should you do?
1. Ask the provider if you can use her restroom and when your done, tell her not to go in there for about 5 hours.
2. Tough it out and hold your dump through the entire session.
3. Tell her you're not feeling well, give her a $20 and take off.
Any other ideas? This must come up for you guys sometimes. For the record I chose to tough it out.
. . . I always go home to pee, poo, brush, floss, rinse, shave, shower, shampoo, groom. . . I've never had that #2 problem.
This also has the added benefit of allowing your Vitamin-V to go into effect at a much faster and "planned" time.
not use it, instead of embarrassing yourself by unleashing a Bomb with noxious gas in her room? Other options include gas stations, and fast food restaurants. You're not from Long Island are you?
Sorry man, I thought I covered that in my question. One of us better read it again before we answer.
While you may have "covered" the issue of your hotel not having a lobby restroom and there not being a gas station nearby, you might want to go easy on SuperDuperPooper. His statement is generally pretty accurate. He may have been referring to the situation in general of having to take a dump before your appointment, as opposed to "YOUR" specific situation. I myself have had to dump once right before a session (and piss several times). I always find a bathroom IN THE LOBBY to use. When I get to the providers' room, I take a quick shower first thing. Problem solved. Since most hotels won't be without SOME suitable bathroom option, I doubt you'll find many who relate to your specific situation. You must be "two weeks from everywhere"; what a conundrum.
The fans in hotels never seem to be able to keep up with the out-gassing of your log!
Besides, you will no doubt drag a vapor-trail with you out into the room!
Also, It is usually the case that with the nervous expectation of meeting a new girl, that you will have one of the worst smelling poops of your life! And often the consistancy is so thick and sticky that it will make a through ass cleaning absolutely impossible! The cheap hotel grade toiletpaper can't handle the torque requires to pull the thick smear loose and inevatably you will tear through and smear your hand....
Furthermore, you don't want to use one of her white hotel washcloths to cleanse your bung, because it's very poor etiquette to leave it behind with a brown racing stripe down the center of it. And if you try to be sneaky and fold it up and put it back on the shelf, odds are that it will end up being the rag she grabs to clean you up with when your big event is over!
The safest thing for you to do is stop at a convenence store close to her incall and grab several wet-wipes from the deli area on your way into the resroom. Do your business, and then give your anus a good 3 step cleaning with toiletpaper, followed by wet paper towels and hand soap from the dispenser by the sink, followed by a detailing with the handi-wipes. Then blow-dry your buttcrack with the hand drier on the wall and your set for your date! (once you practice this, you will be able to be in and out of the convience store in under 10 minutes!
(grab some altoids while your in there too,,, but don't stick one in your ass, it burns like hell!)
I think I know who you are. My usual alias is also malodorous. PM, or call,or email me when you get a chance! Funny shit! (pun intended).
-- Modified on 2/14/2006 6:52:15 PM
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tyvm,P.T.
Make sure that you drink 8 glasses of water a day. Excercise and eat breakfast at the sametime everyday. After eating breakfast you should have a shit about 5-10 minutes after breakfast. Then you can take a shower and be clean. Now if you have an afternoon or evening appointment, have the shit at work and wipe your ass very clean. I keep a wash cloth and towel at work in case I have to shit after eating lots of veggies. The best thing to do is to have the provider come to your hotel room, that way you can shit and shower.
If you are not clean you get skip marks and you begin to stink. Oh that is nasty.