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ArthurDent 32 Reviews 464 reads
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... who wore black lipstick.  Got up in the morning and my dick was black.  I thought I had gangrene until it dawned on me through a hungover fog as I looked at the woman sleeping next me.  Scared the crap out of me.

ghidorah2278 reads

Any recommendations on how to get lipstick off a penis? I was quite surprised when Google did not offer any suggestions.  

Ghidora

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Bostonguy57535 reads

It's called soap...

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MatureGFE540 reads

Was his a trick question? I don't get it. Maybe his penis met one of those stay in place for 8-16 hours kinda lip color. In that case soap, water and some oil to help dissolve the lip color.

xoxo,

Steph

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ghidorah432 reads

Yes, one web site recommended olive oil for removing lipstick from one's lips, so I used that, in addition to soap, and it worked extremely well

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BigPapasan517 reads

...advice if you are African-American.

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ArthurDent465 reads

... who wore black lipstick.  Got up in the morning and my dick was black.  I thought I had gangrene until it dawned on me through a hungover fog as I looked at the woman sleeping next me.  Scared the crap out of me.

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JoeBanzai397 reads

Now THAT'S funny!

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MissAudrey341 reads

If you don't have olive oil handy, any type of hand or face lotion should work. Let it soak in then wipe and wash off. good luck!

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