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Decided to go with a local Backpage girl that had a couple reviews on here. Ended up paying $120 for a CBJ on the side of the road in a bad part of town. hahahaha

I have to laugh because I was so nervous and it ended up being just shy of a clusterfuck. I mean, what do you do when you pick up a provider for an incall and she doesn't have a place to use? hahaha Posted a review, waiting for it's approval.

Oh well, it was a fun experience with more to come.

Sorry for that, but sometimes I can't help myself.

I must say this this is the first I've heard of road side sex on this board.

I'd like to read the review.

I'm glad it didn't get you down.

Pay a bit more for someone with a real room with four walls, a floor and a ceiling next time.

I wonder if she didn't even know what "incall" means.

Posted By: mrfisher
Sorry for that, but sometimes I can't help myself.

I must say this this is the first I've heard of road side sex on this board.

I'd like to read the review.

I'm glad it didn't get you down.

Pay a bit more for someone with a real room with four walls, a floor and a ceiling next time.

I wonder if she didn't even know what "incall" means.

Fisher may have been joking but he's probably right.  Next time pop for a little more dough.  My first provider sex was about 25 years ago and was also a CBJ in a car.  But the price was $20, not $120.  Keep trying, though.  If you spend about double that, you'll probably avoid any problems.  I'd much rather pay $250 for a good session than $120 for what you got.

Better you than me...but I look for gals with a good history of solid reviews.  A couple of them here probably posted by her and her friends is just too easy to fool a newbie like yourself.

So you pick her up from somewhere, let her in your car, and then do a CBJ.  I'm glad that you're learning how to be discreet.  Remember, discretion is a major part of NOT getting robbed, bait and switch, beat up and so on.

You should really read a whole lot more here and figure this out pronto!  You may NOT be so lucky next time.

kind of sounds like a streetwalker with internet advertising.....

"pick up a provider for incall" with no incall location..... lol

Have fun & play safe!

S

I'm curious about those couple of reviews. Were they good reviews? What were the ratings? Were you able to read the juicy details? (I'm guessing not.) What did her profile say about her?

No, I'm not interested in her but these are the things I would check before considering seeing a provider.
Get the VIP membership. It's worth it. It breaks down to a lot less than what you paid for that blow job.

well-reviewed ladies who have reviews from established reviewers.  Do a search if you need further explanation of what this means.

Paying for an incall in a car--UFB!!!

$120.00 for CBJ, in a car, with a BP girl, in a bad part of town??
A little advice, i don't think that's the way most of us on here play.
Save up about $400.00, check out Eros Guide, find yourself a well reviewed lady, then go have some real fun.
You can continue to go cheap if you like, but, most likely, that's what you will get.
Believe me, most of the providers on Eros Guide are absolutely gorgeous, do yourself a BIG favor and go see a beauty queen!!
In my book, it's what it's all about, even if i have to pay for their beauty!!
Good Luck!

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