Hello. First time poster and newbie extraordinaire here. My username was influenced by my first ever appointment on the road set for Wednesday this week. I'm just curious what the dress code is for clients or does that not matter to providers just as long as clients are clean. Any thoughts? Im about to meet the dynamic duo and the least I can do is try and look nice since I'm pretty useless in the sack

Honey you wear whatever you want to wear, as long as YOU are comfortable. Depends on if you are going out to dinner or just a session. If it's the latter, then dress how you feel appropriate. I like my guys to be comfortable and not nervous.

Ally

Re: I typically dress in my Homer Simpson outfit..[e]

I open the door naked so they know i'm not LE.........................

different like  Dude Shit Balls as in don't know how to wipe.  Just asking...  Might want to rethink the name....

Wear whatever you like...honestly

You're not there to discuss the latest fashions...or are you?

Show up ON time (as in NOT half an hour early or late)...bring the correct fee and have a good time.

And I hope that the "dynamic duo" is NOT Batman and Robin.....unless this is a role play scene  LOL

Posted By: Dudeshitballs

Hello. First time poster and newbie extraordinaire here. My username was influenced by my first ever appointment on the road set for Wednesday this week. I'm just curious what the dress code is for clients or does that not matter to providers just as long as clients are clean. Any thoughts? Im about to meet the dynamic duo and the least I can do is try and look nice since I'm pretty useless in the sack

As the others have said, wear what makes you comfortable. But also dress for the location. If you are going out to dinner with the ladies, then dress appropriately for the type of restaurant you are going to. Same for any other public venue. If the whole meeting is behind closed doors, then it doesnt really matter, but you should still dress so you dont stick out like a sore thimb walking through a hotel lobby or something. For example if you are meeting at a beach resort in Hawaii or Florida, shorts and flip flops are totally appropriate. If you are meeting at a high end hotel in New Yorks financial disstrict, you might want to wear a suit. Casual and comfortable should be fine in most places. Clean is important. You dont want to show up in dirty clothes or clothes with holes, and sweatpants is probably a littel too casual

Clean clothes and don't cut the sleeves outta your shirt.. seriously, blend in...

Mid week, during the day: wear business attire.
Mid week, during the evening: wear biz attire w or w/o tie
Weekends during the day: Casual but clean. (Don't show up in the same clothes you wear to cut the grass or lounge around in)
Weekends during evening hours: Dress jeans or casual slacks but avoid an excessive use of spandex (just not a good look on a straight man) ie: bar fly attire

Bottom line: Look like you belong

...poor fella couldn't find a provider that'd agree to meet him...lol

I would say dress appropriate to the location.  A vacation location, casual is most appropriate.  A business area, a suit.  You want to look like you belong at that location, not be conspicious.

just make sure you wear clean underwear and do not shit on your balls..cum stains are acceptable..

Posted By: Dudeshitballs

Hello. First time poster and newbie extraordinaire here. My username was influenced by my first ever appointment on the road set for Wednesday this week. I'm just curious what the dress code is for clients or does that not matter to providers just as long as clients are clean. Any thoughts? Im about to meet the dynamic duo and the least I can do is try and look nice since I'm pretty useless in the sack

Just don't stick out.  If you are going to meet them in a high-end hotel, better not to walk in with a hoodie, a skate shirt, and some Vans with a skateboard.

or she is coming to yours, dress code would not be a concern. If you're meeting at a 5 star restaurant, well different story. I have had guys show up in everything from suits, jeans, to full on tennis gear including the racket lol.