While most people are here to help the new kids, that doesn't mean that they're giving you good advice.  I frequently read postings that I vehemently disagree with.  Perhaps that means I'm full of shit, but more likely it's that most things here are opinions.  You should take advice cautiously, and always do your own homework.

Good luck and happy hunting.

The jury is still out on that one, you know.

YOU are not going to be rubbing anything on my cock!  Yikes!!!  Now, that young blond to your left is another matter entirely, lol.