Posted By: johnpet
You're in my territory. I live just south of Baltimore and we have "The Block" which is non-stop strip clubs. I've also been mongering for quite some time so I know the drill.
First, the last place I'm gonna go if I want a little action is a strip club. Most girls will simply milk you for your last dime. There are very few who will actually do anything and will you will end up costing you twice as much as if you just went direct. I've watched guys blow literally thousands and end up with a rub'n tug. I've watched guys blow thousands and end up with a kiss.
IF I'm in a strip club I'll bottom line the girl pretty fast if she's eluding to that fact that more may be on the menu for the proper amount. What you'll find is as soon as they know you're not stupid they'll quickly move on. Also, based on experience, the more classy the strip joint the less likely anything will happen. You'll need to go slumming in some dive, nasty strip club to have a change.
There are too many scams to talk about. One scam has you paying the bartender for expensive drink. After enough of these drinks you hit the back room - only to find that not much is gonna happen there until you come even more out of pocket. Either that or come to find you have a 5, 10, 15 minute time limit. I got burned hard on this once. Over $500 to the bartender, we hit the back room and before I knew it - "Time's up."
The other scam is she leaves with you - demands cash upfront but has to stop off some place first - a store, someone's house, etc...upon which she bolts and it's over.
Stick to going direct.
John, I couldn't have said it better myself. You sum it up nicely. Back in september, I went to one of the classier ones in my area. They implied to me that if you make it to the back room, you can get laid. It was tempting, but I didn't buy it. I went to the same place last month, and they flat out told me that nothing more was offered back there, but "you can use your imagination." I simply said no thanks, but I wanted to go tell her to fuck herself. I can't believe they get guys to pay that kind of money for crap like that, but it happens unfortunately.