Yeah, all this discreet screening stuff seems like a hassle. All I have is a cellphone. I play poker professionally and make $300 an HOUR on average, and I'm a pretty nice and normal guy. I'm in dallas. How should I go about setting up a date with a high class escort TONIGHT?

Keep your lawyer's phone number handy though.

Good luck.

Unfortunately, "high class" and TONIGHT are pretty much mutually exclusive terms.

You can try Eros and hope for the best, but if you are in that much of a hurry, CL is the better bet to get someone to show up. But a lousy bet on whether you will be particularly happy with the outcome once you get her to show up.

Cityvibe and Backpage.com.

You can also find ladies on short notice on Eros.  They tend to be the ones who do not post their price on their ads, inviting negotiation.