And trying not to embarrass anyone in particular!

If your message wasn't posted, here are some of the reasons why I declined messages in the pass 10 days:

1)  Ad posts are not allowed on this board!!!  While I like the idea of "discrete forplay" (sic), and would love to meet Destiny, these post are not appropriate for this board.

2)  This is a place to ask and answer legitimate questions!  Sorry, but this in not a place to say "Hi, I'm new and looking for friends (clients), teach me!!!"

3)  ISO (In Search Of information) posts aren't allowed on the newbie, whether they be from hobbyist or provider (and YES, they are known to come from both groups!!!).

4)  Now to a Hawaiian friend, no the abbreviations aren't required, but the do save space when you write a review.  However you can't shill, post a many review, or ask for provider recommendations, etc on the newbie board.