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mikkifine See my TER Reviews 2046 reads
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When getting directions to a ladies incall please pay attention. If your appointment is at 12pm, do not wait until 12pm to tell her that you are just leaving the office. Then to top it off you keep her on the phone for 30 minutes making her repeat her directions (3 or 4 times) because your attention span is not there.

When a lady tells you to turn right please do not turn left. I have told guys that they will pass Street A. Pass by Street A means pass by Street A. That does not mean turn onto Street A.

If a lady tells you to drive down 1 block then drive down 1 block. Not 5 miles down the road.
When arriving at her incall call to tell her that you arrived so she can meet you at the door. Do not go up to her door like a caveman and bang on the door so the neighbors want to meet you too. If you see the door opening for you it is not necessary to knock on it.

The reason why the lady is opening the door is because she does not want you to knock on it.

It is the little details in life that can help you make a great impression on your first date.

Wouldn't it be considerably more efficient to give the guy a location that he can use to get there versus you giving him directions?  Even if you want to give him a generic (cross streets) location close to your incall and not necessarily the address on the initial go-around!

I have yet have a gal try and get me to her using your method.  And honestly, that will never happen with me.  I have NO interest in having any provider play "air traffic controller"...unless it is for a role play scene.

Give me the address, I plug into my GPS, and I'll see you right on time.

Or maybe consider trying to "upgrade" your clientele if they can't afford GPS (or mapquest).

Just my .02

Smartphone for map/direction, hobby phone to text/call if necessary. Then I leave the smartphone in the car when I go in.

that is close to her location.  She may even be able to observe it.  That is your call point (second call).  It does not need to be her exact address.  A Fav lady uses a coffee shop address down the block...  she directs from there.  
For gosh sakes guys be on time!   I like the coffee shop as I can arrive a bit early, get a coffee & know I won't be delayed in traffic.   If I have a hotel address, I'll find it and then withdraw to that coffee shop until the correct time.  There is nothing more suspicious than a guy sitting outside a hotel reading the newspaper...

Late happens!

Geez, if a guy wrote this post about providers being late for outcall, he would sound very unreasonable and intolerant to us oh, so sensitive ladies!

There are all kinds of things that affect punctuality. I always text when I'm leaving for an outcall with an eta so they know when to expect an arrival. Sometimes it's not the exact time of the original appointment, but I let them know way ahead of time that I am running behind and what is going on so there are no surprises.

For incall, I have always asked how far they are (in minutes) and to text when they leave to head over. If they are 40 min away, and they text 15 min before the appointment that they are leaving, you can either expect them to be late or tell them they will have to reschedule. But you really can't demand punctuality. Stuff can happen that is out of anyone's control. Good communication should be enough.

I used to have directions as preset text messages or in an email to the incall location I used to use to prevent "walking them through" the process on the phone. That is annoying to hear the traffic play by play when you still need to touch up your make up and use the restroom.

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