That can be a learning experience in itself, LOL. But don't get frustrated if that happens, just keep asking them what is wrong and they will help you.

Strip clubs have their place...

First off, congrats to Greeneyed dude, I am glad that your first experience was a positive one!

Just wanted to suggest that strip clubs can be a great deal of teasing, titilating, sensual fun. A saucy dose of foreplay when you're already accompanied by a sexy and accommodating date, for example.

At its best, it's a visual smorgasborg of feminine charms. [We'll not get into a discussion of what it can be at its worst, too easy]

So, perhaps you'll all just have to approach it from a different angle. You're all much wiser now that you have been initiated into this demimonde. You realize that the entertainment is not as interactive as you would like...

But you can appreciate the cotton candy, sparkly, neon eroticism of it all. Hmmm... perhaps you could even invite your favorite paid companion along, enjoy it for what it is, then retire to a much cozier setting.

another point about strip clubs is after four hours of drinking , one leaves themselves open for geting caught in a DUI trap on the way home