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danfrommass 14232 reads
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carefully done my research, thanks to all you great hobbiest sharing info, found my first lady, god what a charmer, saved up my money! now its just getting over the nerves of doin it. was thinking of meetin at a bar for drinks and goig from thier, been there b4, so figured id pretend it was another one-nighter........any suggestions or comments on your first,...thanks in advance

SULLY13743 reads

Uh duder, just go to the lady's crib and get rocked.   THe meet first ting is kinda silly esp as that would be on the clock probably.

BTW- Got Fried Clams?

Sorry about your sox falling down, perhaps the lady can pull you up!?! (much funnier in english vernacular where that is euphemism for wanking)

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thirsty11725 reads

Just to make sure things don't end too quickly...remember...

think about baseball!

Oh wait...you're doing that anyway. ;)

thirsty

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Fibes10754 reads

We Mass-holes are having a hard enough time of it already.
Everybody lay off!
We're all in mouring.

Fibes

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hueyfan10062 reads

My first experience, several years ago, was very nerve racking.  I had all I could do to open the door to the apartment.

The situation happened at a rather awkward time.  I had just lost my virginity to an ex-girlfriend and had only had sex twice in my entire life.

The lady realized it was my first time and helped me through it.  It was a very nice time.  The rest, as they say, is history.

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BigPoppaPumplv9589 reads

Just relax, have a great time.  Let her know how you are feeling and that it's your first time.

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PeterPickle12218 reads

You have scheduled a dinner date or similar extended appointment. Meeting at a bar for drinks then winging it from there doesn't sound like a one hour deal.

My only advice in addition to what others have said is that you may not want to do a long appointment for your first time. If your feeling awkward you may want to just do an hour appt to get your feet wet and become comfortable with things. That way, if you have any rookie mistakes or things don't go well, you only parted with an hour fee rather than a much higher dinner date type fee.

Just my two cents from my own experiences.

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