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impposter 49 Reviews 340 reads
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If in trouble on the cruise, look for the peppermint Life Preserver at the top of the page!

And when swim returns ...

"Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"It's me, it's me, I'm back from the sea!" said good old swimtrek-ker.
"I just got paid and I want to get laid." said good old swimtrek-ker.
"Open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" said good old swimtrek-ker.
"I'll smash the lock with my diamond-hard cock!" said good old swimtrek-ker.
"I'll kill your pa and then fuck your ma!" said good old swiktrek-ker.

"What’s that dripping down your leg? What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg? asked the fair young maiden.
"Well….it’s only a shot that missed yer twat!" said good old swimtrek-ker
Related Link: Swimtrek-ker the Sailor

swimtrekr1089 reads

Don't know how much, if any, I'll be online for the next week.  Stay safe, have fun, and take care of the forum while I'm gone.
All my highly unpaid assistants, hold the fort while I'm offline.  Thank you so much.

LLAP,
Swim

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AHappyCamper410 reads

One is that you don't even think about commenting on the board while you're on vacation and most importantly to remember that if at the end of your cruise you are able to remember anything, then you didn't vacation right.

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GaGambler351 reads

It would be a shame if the "host" of this board fell off the top ten posters list here altogether.

I don't know how many of you have ever been on a cruise, but logging onto TER might be a welcome diversion after a couple of days. We will of course excuse all PUI's by Swim for the next week or so however.

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AHappyCamper347 reads

I haven't been on a cruise and with good reason. It's not my style.  The thought of being "trapped" on a cruise liner (yea I know its a huge ship) doesn't sit well with me.  My kind of vacations allow me to unplug from society and disappear into the wilderness or are adventure filled and keep me occupied.

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macdaddy1944299 reads

say hi to Ashley..

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impposter341 reads

If in trouble on the cruise, look for the peppermint Life Preserver at the top of the page!

And when swim returns ...

"Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"It's me, it's me, I'm back from the sea!" said good old swimtrek-ker.
"I just got paid and I want to get laid." said good old swimtrek-ker.
"Open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" said good old swimtrek-ker.
"I'll smash the lock with my diamond-hard cock!" said good old swimtrek-ker.
"I'll kill your pa and then fuck your ma!" said good old swiktrek-ker.

"What’s that dripping down your leg? What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg? asked the fair young maiden.
"Well….it’s only a shot that missed yer twat!" said good old swimtrek-ker

Related Link: Swimtrek-ker the Sailor

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MatureGFE360 reads

Have fun Swimmy!

Steph xoxo

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GaGambler316 reads

If he make this post, most of us wouldn't have even noticed he was gone until he was already back.

This last post of his is the one that is barely keeping him at the very bottom of the board Top Ten Posters list. In a day or so he will most likely fall off the list completely

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