Last night I had a client who was the worst sexual experience...like being molested by a St. Bernard--all enthusiastic pawing and clawing, licking and drooling all over my face and body, unpleasant pouncing...and yapping, yapping, yapping--ugh...the worst.  I left with spit drying in my hair, and a bruise starting on my forehead where he'd accidently slammed me with his nose.

Now, I like dogs, and this guy was fine as a person...not someone I enjoyed being with, but not a bad sort.  Also, he was nice and clean.  And rich.  And he's willing and able to spend a significant amount of money on me again, and again, and God-help-me again.

I assume everyone has met a version of this guy, so I'd like some advice...
I like the money but I'm not desperate for it, so with that in mind, should I try to train this puppy?  Are there some secret escort tips for teaching a middle-aged dog new tricks?
He's probably amenable to this (but I don't know if he's capable)--he really likes me, and he's somewhat accommodating...but I'm not sure if the unpleasantness is worth it...I know not everyone's going to rock my world, and that's fine--usually, conjuring up my hottest client makes things better...or telling the guy how hot it is when he does this or that (to draw his attention away from whatever aggravating bullshit he's engaged in).  But nothing was working last night.

If anyone has positive experiences with 'helping' a bad lover to become a decent one, please let me know!  I only have 2 months experience on the job...

Also, if any gentlemen can offer suggestions on how to handle him (not that any of you have ever needed to be, um, 'handled'...most of the men I've met have been really good),  that would be great too...
Thanks!

Lills,
OK, I'm a client...  This is indeed the classic problem.  

I think just about all guys are "trainable".  If he's willing & able to pay, then I suggest you invest / devote some extra time to slowing him down & gentling him.  You might even say "You know he didn't mean to but you caused a bruise."
 
I know that as a mature gentleman, I am a much better lover now than as a younger man (according to my partners).  "Let me show you how I like it..."  Can work wonders!  Also, "You don't need to rush, we have plenty of time."

If he isn't interested in becoming a better lover, then cut him loose.  Life is to short to risk an injury, not have a rerasonably good time.  At almost 60 (45 years of sex), I'm still learning every time.  
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No woman has to put up with that.This isn't passion. Move on. There are plenty of us men who know how to treat a lady, don't need training, and take pride in a provider's enjoyment.

someone, but I am not sure everyone else would.

I know that if a lady said something like  "I really like it when you do..." that would be great.

But if she said something like "I didn't care for what you did last time" this could go the wrong way.

I am not sure it would be worth it for you. Communication takes a lot of effort.

He just might not be open to your feedback, suggestions.

Good luck

The LG is really great at this type of stuff. Good luck.

Here is my worst experience:

I have a very obese client. I met him a while back. His first visit to me....he SMELLED LIKE THERE WAS A DEAD BODY INNNNNN HIS ASS. When he took his undies off I swear you could have landed an airplane on the landing strip of shit. I WALKED THEM BAD BOYS TO THE GARBAGE DUMP!! If I could have turned green I would have....I gagged several times while running to the dump with them filthy draws....toxic waste!!!

We were in a hotel room that had a huge jacuzzi so I turned our time together into A BATHING SESSION.....I scrubbed every inch of his hugeeeeeeeeee body. After I finished rubbing very good smelling light oil on him and powdering him up.....he explained to me why he stunk to HIGH HELL. His wife refuses to bathe him or help him bathe and because of his size there is no way he can reach all that alone. She will not wash his clothes. She does not cook for him. They sleep in separate HOUSES.

That night he left my hotel room smelling like he owned bath and body works....I had to pack up and go home....the odor ruined the rest of my night.....but he left knowing that he had one person who would not judge him for being a stanky ass......we still laugh about it now....he thought I was going to cuss him out and demand he leave.....No one had ever taken the time out to help him wash his stanky ass. Or demonstrate the power of real body wash for men......he tipped me $300.00 over my fee....and I never asked for that...I felt really sorry for him....and did what I felt I would want someone to do for me if I had his problem.

Your RIDICULOUS client needs you to show him how to have sex. You are not a rag doll who just has to put up with that....nor should you flip out on him...he probably does not know he is horrible in bed....most people don't until someone takes the time to show them....which can be our job as providers. If he does not want to learn.....refuse to see him and stick to your guns on it.

and you should at least give him one more shot and see how receptive he is.  If he is willing to work with you then great, you both win.  I know I'm going to tick some people off here but In my experience, rich people can be used to gettting their way.  So just be easy on how you present it to him.  

my .02

First of all, is he married, was he married.  Ask him to talk about his background, is he inexperienced.  You could take the reigns and lead him, slow him down, let you do the work.  You be the lead and let him follow your lead.  Take things slower.  Hope this helps, a little......

When I have a client that is kissing too fast, etc. I usually communicate with my body language or words to get him to slow down. I want to savor the kiss. He understands.

Experiences like this are a part of our work as companions. Guys may need showers and sometimes we need to guide them there. Sometimes they kiss too fast; we guide them. They may try to stay an extra hour without adjusting the donation. Guide. Communicate. I am not perfect, but I will continue to try and communicate as much as I can in order to have pleasant experiences and ensure my friends are having a nice time as well.

Good luck to you as a companion!

Xoxo,
Giamarie

Indeed!

Being fairly sexually clueless and a horrible kisser, and having had a girlfriend who pointed it out (but couldn't bring herself to guide) ... I did the logical thing: paid a professional to teach me!

Obviously, every woman has her own tastes and a couple of visits with a provider didn't turn me into a sex expert, but it got me close enough into the ballpark that my girlfriend at the time could guide me the rest of the way to what she liked.

One thing a good provider can do is *teach*. And that teaching can be of benefit to others who encounter the client.

This, of course, assumes that the client is open to being taught ...

I see a good point above in not bringup past performance "you left a bruise".  But it something hurts, even accidentally, speak up.  Say OUCH! React, right at the second it happens.  Maybe even ham it up...  he needs to learn to be careful.
 
Just because a man is / was married does NOT mean he has had any sort of sexual experience...  sometimes ever.  Sometimes just not recently.  I've experienced too many cases & witnessed far more.  A guy could be so excited that he starts babbling incoherantly or rushing to get into all the delights.  

At least an hour appointment...  preferably 1.5 or 2.  Then there will be time to go slow.  

I don't know if you can pull it off.  Some guys, as I was when I was a young man, focus mainly on themselves.  It takes maturity to want to be a better lover, giving as good as you get.  If you can help this man to be a better lover, he should be eternally greatful...  not just for professional ladies but if he ever has a civie relationship.

When I'm with a lady, I generally don't ask for anything specific...  we just go with the flow.  I have just one request, that somehow we finish what we start.  
My first successful "date"... became my ATF...  promised me that early on.  I have been able to finish in ways I never thought possible...  it was just the right moment.  
There are so many activities & positions...  over several dates all can be tried for fit.  If it does not work, try something else.  Both participants need to be open minded.  

IMHO, I'd give this guy a second chance, on your terms.  If it works, fine.  If not, walk away.
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This isnt a dating site - or eharmony for chemistry in love...

like being molested by a St. Bernard
ROFLMAO


Trust me .. you will be with worse - you will be with the best...
However. for every st bernard that comes along... Prince Charming rides in

PS... You havent seen nothin ' yet.

Real good one

-- Modified on 5/18/2009 6:54:41 AM

If you want lots of calls and money.. its probably not good to refer to hobbyists as st bernards.lmao

Just sayin'

Don't call me a saint.  WOOF, WOOF.

For a newbie like me, tips like these are helpful in avaoiding any bad situation. When I do have a problem I will think back to your story/advice and handle it to make sure my client is happy. Once again thank you.

Stephanie pleasures

Otherwise, a choker collar and a spray bottle are what you need.

Seriously, the advice to sit and talk with him about your bounaries is what is needed.

He should understand that if he can behave in a way that turns you on more, he will reap many benefits therefrom.

If you have the patience and the inclination...go right ahead.

Me?..too much work. Why climb a mountain backwards when forwards is much easier and more pleasant.

There are much better ways to ask your question than to call him a St. Bernard.

If you don't want to, don't do it.