So yeah, 24 years old and still a virgin. My sex life could be summed up by all those scenes in comedy movies where something goes wrong at the last second. Basically I'm the 40 year old virgin in-training.

Anyhow, enough whining about it, that's not why I'm here. I'm here because I want to get the anxiety of ladies out of my life and an escort seems like a good way to get over that particular mystique.

That's the way it worked in ancient times at any rate, most Roman men for instance didn't marry till 30.
So long as the escort's happy with her work (I don't want to feel like I'm taking advantage of a woman) then I feel that I'm doing something fair proper and healthy.

As you can probably tell by the tone of this, I have lots of questions:

Questions about etiquette, safety, and the attitude of the ladies. The last is the most important to me, because I'd sooner call the whole idea off than come away with the notion that I exploited someone. Would appreciate female perspective.  

I was also hoping someone might be so kind as to offer advice on selecting ladies.

Thanks for your time,
-JD    

as it has a lot of advice regarding ettiquette.

The last of your worries should be about taking advantage.

You will be paying good money to a professional who dedicates themselves to your enjoyment.

Even if you are a lousy lay (Let's face it, most of us are.), by being polite, clean and paying for her time, she will be very glad to see you and make you happy.

These gals are a rare breed and we can not thank them enough for their service.

...you've asked a lot of questions.  All good ones, actually, but the answers are all on this board and can be found by scrolling back and reading as many pages as you can, along with the Newbie Manual.  No doubt others will offer more advice than I can as a relative newbie myself.  All I'll add is that "fair and proper" is true, "healthy" depends on you and the selection of the right provider.  The best advice I've seen on this board is to do your homework by reading lots of reviews here and start by seeing only extensively reviewed (to me, more than 10) providers.

this is the oldest profession.  Let's face it; guys need to get laid.

Wait a minute, fisher!  I am the greatest fuck on the god damn planet! Lots of providers have told me this!  So I know it's true!

it's also the oldest profession because GALS like to get laid, too!

I'm a total newbie too, I've been trying to find the Newbie Manual on this site but couldn't find it....can someone provide a link?

Thanks in advance....

It is on the top right side of the page below the life preserver. I posted the link below.