1. You use the TER ratings (6-Nice, 7-Attractive, etc.) for looks to rate girls in general.

2. When you're dating a new girl, you evaluate her based on the TER review system.

3. You can't help but chuckle at the words like "agency," "provider," and "donation," even when they refer to traveling, internet service, or charity.

4. When parking your car in any hotel parking lot, you scan the area for LE, even if you're attending a business conference.

5. Seeing plain envelopes in your mailbox evokes pleasant memories.

6. When talking about sex with "free" girls, like in a bar or even your girlfriend, you still use abbreviations from the escort industry (DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CG, RCG, etc.).

7. Bank tellers give you a knowing look when you withdraw 50's and 100's.

8. You smile when you drive by hotels owned by the same company as the one where your appointments took place.

9. When someone invites you to come over, the first thing you grab an envelope of money, even if  it has nothing to do with your hobby.

10. You don't remember the last time you've been with a "free" girl.

-- Modified on 6/23/2006 6:39:03 PM