Blah blah blah... do people really read any of the ad verbiage or just cruise for pics and prices?    This 'ad text' thing is almost as predictable as what comes before the beep of an answering machine.  Do people *really* need instructions for what they're supposed to do after the beep?  Then why do we all feel compelled to give those same instructions?  Humans are strange...

Well, obligatory pic is below... most people think I'm kinda cute.  And rates are in the profile or the ad page link in the profile.  If you're going to go to the profile, you might want to read a few of the entries... they make for good bedtime stories, especially for insomniacs.   /sarcasm  

And just in case anyone does actually read the text....  The usual details....

Please be aware that screening is REQUIRED (P411 or RS2K plus several reputable references, OR employment verification plus several reputable references) as is a deposit.  Preferential treatment is given those requesting extended time (4+hrs).

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EC