Did you know that Mozart wrote a piece entitled "Lick me in the Ass"? Mo was a superfreak, just like us!

If you're thirsting for stimulating conversation riddled with laughs almost as much as you hunger for a raucous carnal romp, I'd love to make your acquaintance. If you laughed at my terribly rude subject line, we'd probably have a great time together. Let's embark on an adventure- dinner, drinks, and debauchery so scintillating it'll banish ennui, spleen, and any other esoteric malady that ails you.

I'll be hosting in midtown Manhattan September 25th and 26th. So, if your interest is piqued and you happen to like tall zaftig redheaded librarians, check out my reviews, website, and Twitter. Drop me a line via my contact form linked below, or email me with the requested screening info.

I look forward to hearing from you benevolent weirdos & sweetheart perverts!