New York

Best luxury hotel lobby bathrooms for a quickie?
homersimpson 177 Reviews 1093 reads
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Heard Plaza hotel's lobby bathrooms are swanky, discreetly far from entrance and have stalls with full doors.  Paramount Hotel's lobby bathrooms are individually lockable rooms too.  

Any other suggestions?

It's been a while, but I recall a very well-positioned mirror... :-)

JakeFromStateFarm534 reads

LE reads this board.  Why would you tell them the name of a place to stake out?  This kind of info should ONLY be shared via PM.

He was only asking about hotels with private bathrooms for a "quickie".
He wasn't asking about any providers in hotels.
Do you think the cops are staking out hotels to find people getting it on in the bathrooms?
I dont think so.  

BTW - Plaza has excellent facilities!
Maybe we should ask George Costanza about NYC bathrooms! LOL! :)
 

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
LE reads this board.  Why would you tell them the name of a place to stake out?  This kind of info should ONLY be shared via PM.

JakeFromStateFarm373 reads

No, of course cops don't stake out random hotels to find people "getting it on in the bathrooms.  But since they do read this board, why would you increase the exposure of a given hotel by publicly recommending it instead of just sending a PM? Because you DO run the risk of LE contacting the hotel and raising the level of scrutiny from management.  Why would you do that when it's so easy to just send a PM, which is standard protocol here.
The general rule is to NEVER mention specific hotels by name.  That's not MY rule.  It's been standard advice here for years, and for a very good reason.

JackDunphy428 reads

Didn't I tell you paranoia would set in when you quit drinking?

Now go back to your Boone's Farm and all will be well in the morning. :)

JakeFromStateFarm345 reads

you dildo. :)
PS: As you well know, the general rule is to NOT mention the names of specific hotels on a public board.  Isn't that in "Mongering 101" at JDU?

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JackDunphy215 reads

Now stop being a know it all putz by citing "general rules.' LO

JakeFromStateFarm314 reads

offered me a tenured professorship at JDU teaching Lobby Loitering 101?

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