New York
I don't know what else there is to say-I am so wound up sexually-constantly-that I have to practice REALLY deep meditation to calm my libido! Since becoming a vegetarian, I feel like a sexahloic (OK , maybe I was before-but JEEEEEEEZ!!! this is ridiculous! I have people emailing me and texting me left and right saying it was the best sex of their existence and I have ruined them for anyone else for life!. They almost have to sneak out the door because I am begging them to keep doing me... and all of this because I chose to be a tree hugger-DAYUM!!!
It's worth it though...I feel SO good and healthy, look vibrant and "more gorgeous than ever before" according to my buddies-and the fact that every man that hits on me in the civilian world doesn't have a clue-I maintain my composure...it builds character....OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!@#$@#$%@&^$#
F*CK!!!! I'M HORNY DAMMIT 
I know-you would think it wasn't possible as high as it already is, but since I became a vegetarian and stopped eating sugar and my energy levels are through the roof! Other perks are 10 plus lbs melted off (I came through the airport recently and heads were whipping as I walked) so thats a nice side benefit But Houston, we have a problem...my libido is so off the charts that not only am I freaking people out (more than usual) I even am freaking myself out! (hard to do-trust me) I was explaining to a friend on the phone yesterday and he's like "Piper, you are like Angelina Jolie-you ooze out so much sexual appeal it's ridiculous and you're telling me that there's more?" I told him I have to stop myself from grabbing people off the street and the minute I think of something sexual I start to feel preorgasmic (if you knew my mind. that is pretty much all the time-worse than a guy I am such a perv!) Anyhoo, LOVE vegetarian life, but this sex drive problem is gonna need some assistance. I am calling people before their appts and forewarnng them even...I am a walking sex bomb Great, great, great sex- just the beast needs a tad of taming.So. I just got back from Vegas...what better place to take care of it than "Sin City" I DO scare the porn stars though, and the porn creators (WTF?) and basically that was before the vegetarianism induced turbo sex drive...I am still incredulous-like...is there more? YAY!!!!! Makes me rethink my decision to retire in 4 weeks
Anyhoo, if you want to have your crazy-glued socks ripped off your leg hairs ( I always suggest to glue your socks on before seeing me) get ahold of me baby. The contact form has a work order on it, so for now please send your info to [email protected]. Preferred 411, Datecheck and RS2K always welcome. Just know that 20 pages of stellar reviews-it's all a fact!!!!
Get ahold of me baby...
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Thank you! See you soon.
Namaste
Love
Piper
