That was something for me. Before the start of the session, I went to use the bathroom. The provider told me, "make sure you wash your hands with soap?" I always wash my hands with nothing but soap. Then she set a timer to watch the clock & to be exact on her time. I should have stayed home, what a waste...

Your posts look like a call for attention, they don't really say anything and you're only making you look like a bad client.
This site isn't for posting your random, cryptic (often poorly worded) thoughts for all of us to decipher. That's what Twitter is for, or Facebook if you want to get on nerves there, too.

Some of us use this site as a source of information. Has anyone been arrested, murdered, robbed, you know, things that fucking matter in the grand scheme of life.
Why do a few thousand strangers care if you were asked to wash your hands?  We don't.
You previously posted a question about seeing a girl without a review and about seeing girls whose boyfriends call you. Why even ask that on a review site, Einstein?!  
Maybe if you didn't air every single thought online, the girl would have wanted your repeat business.
You'll be blacklisted soon enough if this is how you behave.

People here can be quite helpful but you're making enemies, quickly. No one likes their time wasted or attention whores.
If you just want to post, find something useful to write about, please.

Anna Faire xx

Maybe he's developmentally challenged.  Maybe he has to verbalize every single step he is thinking about before he actually does it.  I dunno.

But the board isn't the right place for him to be doing his best impression of "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy" (old SNL reference for those old enough to remember, like me).

What a horrifying experience!

They still make him go scrub himself.....

The provider insulted me, like am a guy who doesn't know when you wash hands you used soap. This was evidence of the prejudice people have about guys born in other countries. Even in my motherland we wash hands with soap.

The provider was rushing to take a donation from a guy that she despised. I know how to wash hands!!

Listen I had a watch on and I know better the provider rushed me and I even decided to leave before my time elapsed but gave her donation anyway.

Your a fucking moron!!!!!! I follow this board and usually never jump in but I needed to just yell out and say PUT A MUZZLE ON YOU AND GO AWAY YOU DON'T BRING ANYTHING TO THE PARTY!!!!

It is common sense to use soap to wash hands. At my age I don't know to use soap?

In all seriousness, you come off as slightly retarded.  Like you really have to try hard to color in between the lines.  Or that you have to say every single fucking thing before you do it.

Most of us can do the math in our head.

In your word, you would be telling us when you are going to put on your shoes, when you are going to leave, when you are going to take the bus to see the hooker, what you had for lunch.

I mean, seriously...so a hooker told you to wash your hands.  That's pretty standard shit.  She doesn't want anyone's unwashed hands in her vagina.

And as far as time...yeah, maybe it's a little insulting, but you come off as half a retard on this board.

And you wonder why you get treated accordingly.

The fact that you make this about race shows that you are the one being insecure about it.

You were not present when she said this to me at the hotel. I was in the bathroom, and she said that I should make sure I use soap? Am a grown man and I know how to wash hands. Also she kept reminding me that I should not hang around. I had no such  plans. The experience was unpleasant.

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I read your review. You showed up late, which showed no respect for her business, and second off you showed up in a cab, which are notorious for not being clean. AND it probably spooked her a little as cops are notorious for working in teams, especially up in the bowels of hell Newburgh.

So I have this straight, you showed up late, but are pissed that she set a timer, you showed up in what was probably a dirty cab, you probably want to shove your fingers up her pussy,  with hands that more than likely aren't manicured and that have rough edges, after touching the inside of a cab, handing money over to a cab driver and your pissed because she wants to make sure that you use soap, so she doesn't get a possible infection? And her donation was probably what, like only a hundred or two, if that, yet your complaining?

You hit the nail on the head!

I wrote a review but I was told to make it Politically Correct, that doesn't expose the fraudulent provider the way I wanted to & for who she is.

Listen there are many ways of travel. Taxi is one of them. The goal is to get to your destination. And am the one who said I wanna use the bathroom because my intention was to wash my hands before the session. Fyi, I ALWAYS DO THAT, wash my hands before the session, with soap. She is the one who made the fucking soap thing an issue. Then I came to her and gave her donation for 45 minutes as we agreed. Then she said she doesn't kiss, yet in her profile it shows she does kiss. She is a liar. So during foreplay I told her am done and I left before my time was up.

She didn't focus on the session, she spent time telling me dos and donts. what was the donation for anyway.

No buddy, you're the one who made the fucking soap an issue by bringing it up on a fuck board. Clue YMMV. Her profile might state she kisses but obviously she chose not to kiss you. That doesn't make her a liar. It makes it a YMMV.

You got more problems seeing broads then anyone I know. Pimps calling you. Being told to wash your hands. Well known providers having vehicle problems that you whined about. Maybe you should take up another hobby. This one aint working out for you, bud.

don't wash their hands. ick. (Side note: I never understand this, b'c even if I don't mind having my pussy/pee germs on me all day, I definitely don't want some other female's pussy/germs on me, so I always wash my hands, but a lot of them don't!)

So it's wise to assume that a good amount of men don't wash their hands just like the ladies above (ick again). & many women easily get bacterial infections from unclean fingers in their pussy. It happens all the time. Maybe she just wanted to make sure you used soap so she could enjoy her time w/ you instead of pushing your fingers away....and based on how many people don't wash their hands at all (let alone using soap)...she can't assume you will.

One thing some of you men (not all) need to realize is not to take things personally. We just want to have a good time & make sure we're comfortable while doing so. sooooo soooo simple!

Listen you got no fucking clue. The gal wanted to see me anyway coz I told her upfront am running late. She said she was gonna wait regardless. Am the gentleman who was concerned about keeping her waiting. Exactly she had a mind change for whatever fucking reasons to treat me bad, not kiss me, and ask me I should leave coz a certain man was coming. I think her baby father. Just like the previous provider who claims it was her baby father who called to threaten me. Providers with baby fathers should get their act together. By the way I aint listening to your petty reasoning so you might as well stop with your illusion.

Am fucking bringing a new paradigm to this and going against the status quo which you are stuck up with. Change has come.

This provider from the word go didn't wanna have a good time. I think she wanted to start trouble. She was giving tonnes of rules so that if I refused to kiss upto her she would start trouble. Since I have been critical of newburg escorts I think they wanted a revenge on me. Coz she said wash hands, then don't kiss me, then don't touch my pussy, then when time is up get out of the room. She treated me bad period .There aint no buts and ifs!

I love female bodies, I will never give up this hobby. Cant beat that. The sight and touch of a naked woman. This is the best hobby I ever had, that is why am putting my best into it. Once I get hooked up with decent providers, forget the newburg ones am good. Violet and Evana are the worst escorts I have dealt with. They played the same fucking mind games which ended tragically. They underestimated me the same way you are doing. You aint seen nothing yet!

But only if the army in question is as effective as one made of those toy army men.

Perhaps you need to find a blow-up doll instead?  Might have marginally less chance getting rejected.

Or you can continue to see if anyone wants to play with you...which they don't.  Especially when you tell them you are the brilliant Koolmwa on TER.

You don't get it, I was already in the bathroom washing my hands. I am the one who asked the provider I wanna go use the restroom. Thus she told me I should make sure I use SOAP! I always use nothing but soap. This provider had her own motives, am not damn. I configured the whole shit.

The girls have always played with me. The latest crusade against me in newburg is just a passing cloud which will fizzle out. The problems are third parties not me. This one just got mixed up with her baby father issues. Am gonna be asking them about BABY FATHERS, form now henceforth.

I don't need to tell them that am brilliant. When they listen to me they fucking discover I know what am TALKING ABOUT, unlike yourself. And when they invite me over they wanna play, but too bad for them when the mind games they are into, is not my intention of giving a donation.

I don't think I've ever said this to anyone, but you truly may be too stupid for this hobby.

I thought you said you will never say nothing to me, so why are you allover my posts? And why are you always talking people down and making yourself superman.

How about you post when you get a successful session?  That seems to be more the exception than the rule with you.

You need to understand something here.  If you are the common denominator in always having bad sessions, perhaps it's YOU that's the issue.

Look like  a genius, in the end it has gone beyond just humorous to completely tiresome.

I honestly can't remember the last time I came across someone who was too dumb to fuck up paying for sex, but there's a first for everything.

I am on the board to stay, I am in the community to play with deserving providers. how about that?

Crazyshit you believe you are perfect but , let me correct your MISINFORMATION. I don't pay the providers for sex. I give them donations for their time and companionship. Whether we have sex or not is between me and the escort. That's why if we aint having fun, I walk away and try a different girl.

I post about experiences that I wanna bring to the attention of everybody. My good sessions are captured in the reviews. However, if a provider is a rip off, a liar, conspiring with LE, behavior is gross, I gotta write her up on the board. The common denominator is that the bad providers are posting in newburg.

After giving my donation I expect good service, if I don't get that, I demand it from the next provider. That's the difference between me & you who believes the escorts can act erratic & do whatever and it is considered okay.

The fact that she set a timer was a sign of trouble in the making, that is why instead of the 45 minutes we had agreed, I left after 30 minutes. I have written about this provider everywhere. I cant stand her attitude.

How about that, a million posts to clarify to you what am saying. You have closed your mind.