I hope certain ladies with whom I have not been able to keep appointments can find it within their cherished hearts to forgive me.
The truth is, I have been quite ill. This included a hospital stay and some surgery involving my gastro-intestinal system, which as I told a dear, dear friend and lover, is not so much a system as a loose confederation of organs that were rebelling against one another, sort of like the Scottish clans in Braveheart.
But I am much improved -- even better, I hope -- and ready to enter this most delightful and sensual fray yet again. I look forward to hearing from you and again, if I inadvertently offended anyone by my absence, my deepest apologies.
I hope certain ladies with whom I have not been able to keep appointments can find it within their cherished hearts to forgive me.
The truth is, I have been quite ill. This included a hospital stay and some surgery involving my gastro-intestinal system, which as I told a dear, dear friend and lover, is not so much a system as a loose confederation of organs that were rebelling against one another, sort of like the Scottish clans in Braveheart.
But I am much improved -- even better, I hope -- and ready to enter this most delightful and sensual fray yet again. I look forward to hearing from you and again, if I inadvertently offended anyone by my absence, my deepest apologies.
Why apologize for surgery or an absence? You didn't get a colostomy bag did you? Some chicks won't see guys with one of those poop bags hanging from their hip. Glad to hear you're better, getting well, and on the mend. Welcome back.
... (and about which by the way, he was ludicrously wrong), I see no reason not to have said what I said. Besides, I did not wish to overlook anyone I may have forgotten.
Tozer: Welcome back. Good to have another sane contributor here. Ignore the trolls: they thrive on attacks because they lack reason, maturity, and intellect.
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