didn't get ... at least not yet.  

California Exotic Novelties Couture Collection 'Pink Inspire'  

http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/massagers/couture-pink-inspire (25% off code being offered right now on EF)
http://sextoygeek.net/review-couture-inspire-with-accessories.html

I'm a little bit of a "power queen" and this thing I can't even handle on full/top speed (yet). It's so awesome and it's like half the size of the Hitachi. Hotdamn i'm in love with it! lol

P.S.there is a black & pink version of this toy (just a different name):  http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/wand-massagers/sp-palm-power-massager-92870.aspx (you can usually find a coupon to use for Adam&Eve often like AECPN5NS 20% or http://www.dealcatcher.com/adameve-coupons)

-- Modified on 12/26/2013 2:48:36 PM

Do live vaginas? A client surprised me with another provider friend of his...it was hot!!

As for toys...I've received three toys from clients recently, and they all confessed to me they got said toy for FREE or discounted from some catalog or spam mail. Got ripped up by one, the other was the exact model of the Lelo I already have and love except that instead giving off gooooood Vibrations it felt like a jackhammer...the other has a duck head, some weird sort of rice or beads inside, and turns in circles. I gave all of them a chance...but NO! Not all toys are created equal, so please be considerate of your provider and choose wisely!!!

I provide luxe toys for clients' enjoyment (as well as mine). PLEASE...NO catalog freebies (unless you want it up your ass). Or, just ask your provider what she'd like the two of you to play with...

Hope people take this in the right spirit and get a laugh from it...and hopefully other providers fared better this XXXmas!