NOTE: The NUMBERS HAVE BEEN CHANGED to confuse the innocent. Apologies to Abbott and Costello. I will try to submit a full review of Madison later.

As many know, Julie's, now Jerry's, has more than one location and so many girls on duty at any one time that I can't keep track of the names. I called to arrange to see Madison and they told that she's on 28th and 7th and to call when I got to the corner. I was working my way downtown, but I'm forgetful and I get easily confused by so many names. I called and said I was at 67th and Lexington and the

Phone Girl said, "What are you doing there? Lexington's on 67th. Madison's on 28th."

So off I went but I'm running late and I called again to give the Phone Girl an update.

Me: "I'm at 56th and 8th."
Phone Girl: "What are you doing there?"
Me: "There's a Wendy's here. I'm going to Wendy's."
Phone Girl: "Wendy's busy! Your appointment's with Madison."

So I started off again: Madison, Lexington, Wendy. I'm hot, I'm tired. I got to 33rd and 1st but had messed up again.

Phone Girl: "What are you doing on 1st?"
Me: "I thought I was supposed to see Madison on 1st?"
Phone Girl: "Madison's on 28th. Who's on 1st?"
Me: "I DON'T KNOW!"
Phone Girl: "She's on third! Now get over to 28th!!!"

I finally made it to see Madison who was really great! The room had candles and a sofa. I really like the sofa. (Don't worry. We put down a sheet.) She's very pretty and nice to talk to. Her face is blurred in the pictures but as I was leaving I saw a movie poster with Tina Fey. Like Tina Fey, Madison has thin lips and a wide smile and similar hair and a good sense of humor. I think if SNL was going to do a skit about Julie's, Tina would play Madison. I can't go into details here but it was one of my better experiences of late. Madison knows how to make you feel good and she goes the extra mile.

As a bonus, Julie herself arrived so I got to meet and greet Julie. She was really nice and we spoke about some of the stories about her on the web. (Old wacky stories from the early days.)

I mentioned a previous location and someone I knew there a while back and she remembered it all! But I forgot to describe the apartment: small room on the right off of the foyer; large room behind the foyer; and you had to walk THROUGH the large room to get to the bathroom! If you had to take care of business while the big room was in use you were SOL! (Am I right? I remember more; I'm just not giving it away.)