Never crap where you eat.
Just sayin... What if a neighbor saw some PYT walking in your door and asked your wife about it the folliwing week casually like "oh, I saw bettersmash the other day with a young girl, is that your sister?" Or something to that effect...Just curious...
I always do incall so it's never been an issue. But the family is going to be out of town in a few weeks. Would a provider feel strange about coming for an outcall to an apartment where the guy is clearly married with kids??
Thanks.
Never crap where you eat.
Just sayin...
What if a neighbor saw some PYT walking in your door and asked your wife about it the folliwing week casually like "oh, I saw bettersmash the other day with a young girl, is that your sister?" Or something to that effect...
What if a relative dropped by?
If you are a married monger you make that shit as separate as possible from your home life unless you wanna get caught.
...and not for nothing, 99% of all the providers I know are decent, honest sex workers, but the last thing you need is that last 1% skell to be scoping out your apt and perhaps steal something while you are in the bathroom.
It may seem like an easy and convenient thing to do but this is a terrible idea and I forbid you from considering this any further. If you don't feel like doing the "walk of shame" after having a little extra curricular fun, spring for hotel room that you can relax in after your provider has left you with a smile on your face.
but you are absolutely correct. It's one thing for a single guy to have hookers over to his house. I am very happily divorced with no SO and no kids and I've had dozens, maybe even hundreds of Sugar Babies and hookers to my home, but I don't care, not even a little bit, about who knows what kind of a whore mongering pig I am, I actually wear it like a badge of honor, but I doubt a married man can say the same thing.
There are no 100% guarantees in life, so I will 99% guarantee that if the OP starts bringing hookers to his home and fucks them in his wife's bed, he WILL get caught. Even if he does everything else right and is as cautious as a man can be, women have a keen sense of smell and either she will smell the other women in her bed or she will wonder why the sheets, pillow cases, etc were so freshly washed. Trust me, she will know, even if she won't ever be able to prove, she WILL know.
BTW, great advice Mr O'leary. lol
If you wanna do outcall its probably best to get a room in a nearby hotel. If you ask me its best to keep this life and personal life as separate as possible. People see things, people talk. If its not a regular and you dont know her, she may try to steal something. Not worth the risk imo
board or is it just me? Not a good idea for you to bring a provider to your home.
on stupid.
And business is brisk. lol
...for three reasons.
1) She could steal from you.
2) If she knows where you live, she could use that information against you.
3) Outcall costs more, except for many/most providers in Las Vegas.
Beyond those three reasons, your marital status adds others risks to the equation.
What would be your reason for scheduling an outcall, since an outcall would probably cost more? Is it the psychological thrill of fucking a hooker in the bed that you share with your wife? As single guy, I can only imagine what the monotony of marriage must be like, and maybe that is a good enough reason for you to incur the additional cost and risks of an outcall to your home, or maybe it isn't. That is for you to decide.
In any event, if you do decide to proceed with this outcall, I would recommend that you secure your valuables. Do a Google search on the term “chica-proofing.” It is a term coined by North American mongers that visit Latin America to fuck the local hookers (known as “chicas”). It refers to the process of securing your valuables when you bring chicas back to your hotel room or apartment to fuck them. The chicas will steal anything that is not bolted down, including a used toothbrush – yes, a used toothbrush. I am usually quite thorough in my chica-proofing when I go down there to monger, but once I neglected to put away my toothbrush. It would not have occurred to me that someone else's used toothbrush would be worth stealing, but apparently this chica thought it was.
There are providers that also have husbands and children and therefor know the what the meaning of
discretion entails. A provider from backpage without reviews? I would say no. Some of us know how to walk in a place dressed in yoga attire (not happy hooker) and follow every last detail of how not to draw attention. For some of us that's actually a lot of fun.
Stealing from a hobbyist? You have to be kidding me- that should be the least of your concerns. I have had clients that will only see me because I'm intelligent enough to follow the recommended guidelines of our visit with a smile on my face. One in a million? You betcha! Good luck!
XO
Stephanie Stiles
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