-- Modified on 2/9/2005 10:03:30 AM

 Geez Vonnie!

As we used to say, my heart pumps purple panther piss for you! Lol. I am sooo jealous.


   "Beware the NetMichelle my son!
 The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Karrie bird, and shun
 her frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his Vonnie sword in hand:
 Long time the pink slotted foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
 And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in tumescent thought he stood,
 The NetMichelle, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
 And gurgled as she came!


One, two! One, two! And through and through
 The Vonnie blade went snicker-snack!
He left her red, and when he gave head
 He went galumphing back.


"And, has thou pumped the NetMichelle
 Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
 He chortled in his joy.




`Twas brillig, and the slippery cove
 Did gyre and penis in the puss;
And Karrie and the NetMichelle
 Knew Vonnie left his Juice!






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