This contest is for providers only. All interested providers write down what makes you distinct and unique that sets you apart from the rest. Remember to list your email address or phone number so that I can contact the winner to arrange for her to collect the prize. In fairness to all providers I will accept responses whether you work for an agency or are independent. This contest will run for ONE WEEK starting at the time this is posted through next Sunday 4/11/04.

For the winner, I will donate myself for a minimum of 2 hours or more to use as you please. I am not a clock watcher so don't worry about being caught short (with the time or with me). Guaranteed BFE !!!!

If I win, can I donate you as a gift to my wife so I can have some time to myself?  She's not bad looking if you don't mind women with facial moles with hairs like palms trees growing out of them and who lost most of her teeth wrasslin' with any takers when she was working Bourbon Street in New Orleans.  Oh, I forgot, she gives great blow jobs.

Will you sacrifice yourself to both? Hmmmmmmmmm

then does she win with that story?

Do these stories count, because I can tell you guys and girls things that would make you spin~
C'mon let's open up about the great memorable sessions that count in your memory one day when you get old and you just need a great laugh~

Let's please stick to tales of Erotica,orgasms,tits,pussy,and nasty,slutty,horny sex.

"Dootie" stories are beter left in the toilet bowl where it belongs with a good firm wank of the toilet handle every time a log is cut...then of course, heavy dispersing of the Lysol with a rigorous scrubbing of the hands with a disinfectant soap.
Excuse me while I go poop.

Tally-Ho!

Taylor my dear if there was a tie and you were one of the winners i would let you decide how to divide the spoils. However, since i have sole discretion in picking the winner it is unlikely there would be a tie.
Therefore Taylor, please submit your entry to me so that i can  evaluate it fairly and with a little luck maybe you will win me for the alloted time .  Just think of the fun and enjoyment you could have with the role reversal of me being the provider and you being the guest. Remember, "you have to be in it to win".

I am sure that it would be a Blast!! Careful though....I have been known to take advantage!!

I am counting on that !!!!