this American food. Any suggestions would be appreciated. I will give a 50% discount to anyone that can get me going again. Even Greek has failed me. One hobbyist suggested I eat burritos and another suggested Gyros. But I assume that if going Greek won't get me to go, then eating Greek won't help either.

But only if you want a fast flow

a couple of tablespoons with your coffee or tea....

http://www.benefiber.com/index.jsp

when i first took it I was way to liberal with it.. see result below during my doctor visit !!

How embarassing ... Tally Ho

has become painful. I haven't moved my bowels in a week!!!

I thought you where kidding at first.

cause violent diahrea?  I can't afford to have cramping and violent explosions when a client wants Greek. What's a poor girl to do???

Your right. Its a drastic step. But its been a week.
At some point your health has to come first.

The first time this idiot posted was just as banal and I'm afraid he/she isn't improving with practice.

As you know, I do love a good stoush, but this is just plain dull.

believe over 160 people read it and not one caught on. I'm sure you are regular and aren't having a problem with the food.

And this is beyond dull.

posts entertaining. One day, I was reading one of your posts and I had had a few cocktails too many. In my semi inebriated state, Emma looked like Enema. There must be a lot of drunk, (or hungover from the Super Bowl) people on the board these days. My humor is somewhat sophomoric. I lived in a fraternity house in my college days, and my humor suffers from arrested development. I mean no offense. Is Greek still on the menu for me???

can get an idea of my humor level. Is a BBBJ now out of the question????

whoopee cushion.

popular belief, I'm not a boor.  I'm a wine collector, an epicurean freak, and a kinky bastard. Emma, I would nibble the vegemite from your vagina vigorously.  Yum!!!!!

Emma,

What are you eating while you are here?
Increase fiber intake slowly. Rapid increase in dietary fiber can cause gas and discomfort. When increasing fiber, be sure to also increase liquids.
Try Wheat bran cereal,Banana, Prunes, Apples, raisins, raw salad. Avoid high fat and processed foods.  If man makes it and puts in a can, or a box, avoid it. But good oils like olive and Cod (lemon falvored - yum!) will help your cells
Try Flax.  Flax meal can be purchased already ground.  Flax meal is a good source of natural fiber and health-promoting Omega-3 fatty acids. It can be stirred into or sprinkled on foods.

Drink plenty of liquids—at least eight glasses a day. Water and herbal tea are best. Juices are not recommended, nor are caffeinated drinks.

Drink several cups of warm-to-hot liquid in the morning. Herbal teas or water work well

Do daily exercise, like a brisk half-hour walk.

Visit the toilet for 15 minutes in the morning, even if you are unable to go. This relaxes and stimulates your digestive system.

Sit quietly for 15 minutes after eating a meal to aid in digestion.

Good Luck,

Tom

It's just some fool's idea of a joke.

Now...you have me doing it...

Was watching the Wizzard of Oz and you guessed it...

Auntie Enema...lol


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