I was sauntering along, musing about the fact I have two dates with super hot vixxxens this week and how I am switching my blog to podcasting when I walked into the coolest bar in Williamsburg: "The Tainted Lady." Naked pinup ladies and stiff drinks. Such fun. I give it two lubed and gloved thumbs up.

http://www.newyorkmetro.com/pages/details/10251.htm
http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/2005/01/tainted_lady.html
http://www.nyblade.com/2004/7-30/locallife/nitelife/index.cfm
http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/0502,liquidcity,59916,15.html
http://www.newyorkcool.com/archives/September2004/abouttown_4.html

have the greatest outlook.
What on earth are you sauntering about Williamsburgh for?
Or did you know about this place already!
You are just the KEWL-EST!!

...if so, put me on your mailing list.  (and never mind the rude slam on the General Board).

Then I know, hipsters are afoot. Tipsy maidens are scribbling their phone numbers while "Blondes in Bondage" plays on the TV. The bartender has nearly as many tats as me and before you know it we are stripping clothes off and comparing our pieces...

I love Williamsburgh, I have an art loft / dungeon there, but I usually do in and out in Manhattan...till I get a trick pad in Manhattan. It really is true this business of Manhattanites not crossing tunnels and bridges WOW, and to think people would drive from San Diego to see me in LA, but some can't take the L train one stop. (snickers) You poor things.  

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I would love to. The Hookers Zagat Guide or Route 66 guide to soul burgers and buffalo jerky...

I got slammed? But I get slammed all the time! They have no idea what they got into and that I love to volley verbal assaults. Purrrrrr......

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NOT SURPRISE ME THAT NET MONSTER FOUND THIS PLACE AND LOVED IT!!  LMAO

things!! You're twisted and depraved, that's what I've a;ways liked about you!  You have a wicked sense of humor as well. Question Nettie:  how many poor dykes have you laid to waste since hitting NYC? lol  And lastly, how long are you in town?

 "Oh please" said Peter Cotton tail,(If I remember my Uncle Remus correctly), "Don't throw me inta Dat briar patch!" Lol. I don't think there's much you could do, that Smelly would find unspeakable. His main concern would probably be, if you do throw him in "Dat" briar patch, he'll land right on top of EnergizerBunny! LOL.

This girl has a matching one.

http://www.bebedoll.com/

difficult to talk with your mouth full, huh?
i remember a Pink Panther (Peter Sellers) movie, where she seduces him, opens her shirt and stuffs his face, asking 'do you like what you see' or something ... and he goes 'mmmmfff hmmmmmfffhmmm'
one of my early and memorable tumescences

hobby on