Just going through some old posts, and came across this one. Started laughing all over again. Seems like it was yesterday. My first phone sex, sorta of:

I'm with a new provider. She's a hot little spinner! We're fifteen minutes into the session. I'm into DATY bigtime and she's really getting worked up.

Her cell rings. She feels obliged to pick up. Maybe an important call from the agency? I'm still munching! It's her SO. She's trying to explain that she can't talk right now because she's shopping with her Mom. He's persistent about having a conversation. I'm still munching!

Now, she's having a real problem concentrating and is starting to speak in broken sentences. I feel bad, so I figure I'll cut her some slack. I roll over on my back. When I do, she immediately gets up, straddles me, and starts giving me a BJ. Everytime her SO starts talking, she starts sucking! This goes on for another two or three minutes. I'm using all my will power to keep from busting out laughing, but she's doing a fantastic job of multi-tasking. Finally, she says, "I gotta go!" Slurp, Slurp. "No, I wanna try on this dress!" Slurp, Slurp, Lick, Slurp! "I'll call you back later!"

Cost of the room: $
Cost of services: $$$$$
Cost of my first phone sex with a provide: Priceless!

If you want to read the whole thread, it's on page 663 I think. Starts out with, " Hey SS, I don't want to put you on the spot but:" by PopplyLi.

Thought a few would get a chuckle.

Peace SS 344

I don't remember that one but thanks, I really needed the laugh today.

I don't post much but I check the board every day and even though his reappearance rubbed me the wrong way--that was a funny story.  Welcome back SS, you won me over!

You can't shut up can you ????  Go back to retirement.

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... puerile insults just diminish you, not SS or any of the rest of us. Go back to where you once belonged, someplace dank and damp, I suspect...

Thanks!

Amen

Sexy Toni in Vegas...doesn't get better than that with this most special woman...no more needs to be said.....